HOUSTON – NASA confirmed today that aliens are invading earth – and they are attacking us because of global warming!
Hillary Clinton landed in Malawi and was attacked by over a thousand killer bees!
Two hours after the Mars Rover landed on the Red Plant, Martians began firing on it.
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
People around the world sure do love animals. And they can be so much fun!
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
Chick-fil-A announced that it had set a new fast food record by serving 1 billion people in one day!
Snoop Dogg got hold of some top grade marijuana in Jamaica and soon after… changed his name to Snoop Lion.