Chris Brown’s fans are going to the extreme to protect their idol – and they want complete control of America!
Month: May 2012
SELENA GOMEZ TO STAR IN 50 SHADES OF GREY
Selena Gomez is reportedly set to star in the adaptation of E.L. James blockbuster novel, 50 Shades of Grey.
QUEEN ELIZABETH SELLS HER BLOOMERS
TMZ reports that Queen Elizabeth’s dirty, old undies have a new home, because a mystery panty lover bought them at an Internet auction for $48k.
GARDEN OF EDEN FOUND!
BAGHDAD, Iraq – U.S. military advisors made a startling discovery on the outskirts of this city. They found Eden!
SIBERIA TO BECOME PART OF U.S.
Siberian separatists have agreed to allow the United States to annex their region of Russia.
WORLD'S LARGEST POOL
The Crystal Lagoon at San Alfonso del Mar resort, Chile, is the biggest pool in the world – large enough for sailing!
MEN IN BLACK SUITS
MESSAGE FROM OUR GUEST EDITOR: BUGEYES “Hey! For those of you who don’t know me, I go by Bugeyes. That’s not my real name, but due to the nature of my work, I can never reveal my true identity. I believe there’s a covert organization out there hiding a huge secret. I call them the Men … READ MORE
LEPRECHAUN TO FIGHT OBAMA
On behalf of the Catholic church, the Leprechaun has challenged President Obama to a cage match!