PROSTITUTE METERS
BONN, GERMANY – Prostitutes in this city now have to “feed the meter” if they want to walk the streets.
Monthly Archives: August 2011
ANOTHER HUMAN FOOT WASHES ASHORE
VANCOUVER, BC – A human foot has washed up in Vancouver — the eighth such grisly find the last four years.
KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian will have to come up with $30 million if she wants to buy back her sex tape.
TROUSER SNAKES
MIAMI – The TSA caught a man with snakes in a pants.
CHRIS BROWN DATING LINDSAY LOHAN
HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan tweeted Chris Brown asking to hook-up. They did. And now they’re a couple.
STUDY: CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES MENTAL ILLNESS
Mental illnesses including depression and post-traumatic stress have increased as a result of climate change.
HUFFINGTON POST FOR SALE – $27 MILLION
NEW YORK, NY – AOL has put The Huffington Post up for sale. They bought it for $315 million in February.
TUPAC’S CREW SMOKED HIS ASHES!
LOS ANGELES – Tupac’s old crew confirmed today that they smoked his ashes.
UGLY PEOPLE TO GET AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
WASHINGTON – The White House is pushing through a bill that will give Affirmative Action benefits to ugly people.
ASTRONAUTS STRANDED ON INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION?
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — Russia had a launch accident that prevents them from going to the Space Station – leaving the astronauts stranded.
