WASHINGTON, DC – 10 Million people attended the Stewart Colbert Rally To Restore Sanity.
Month: October 2010
BRISTOL PALIN PREGNANT AGAIN
HOLLYWOOD – After one week on DWTS, Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Her dance partner is the baby-daddy.
CHARLIE SHEEN’S WATCH
NEW YORK – The mystery of Charlie Sheen’s missing watch has been solved. The hooker took it!
TIME TRAVELER CAUGHT ON FILM
BELFAST – Irish filmmaker, George Clarke, spots a time traveler using a mobile phone in an old Charlie Chaplin film.
OBAMA ON DAILY SHOW
NEW YORK – Obama sings with Jon Stewart’s F.U. Choir on Comedy Central’s “Daily Show” tonight.
HARRY REID DECLARED WINNER!
LAS VEGAS – Early voting has assured victory for Harry Reid in next week’s midterm elections.