September 2009

TEMPERATURE OF HELL

September 30, 2009 by Marge Floori

A leading theologian has proved beyond the shadow of a doubt – the temperature of hell is 285 degrees Fahrenheit!

507 CARAT DIAMOND

September 30, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

JOHANNESBURG – A 507 carat diamond was recently discovered in South Africa!

ALAN GRAYSON VIDEO

September 30, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

WASHINGTON, DC – Congressman Alan Grayson took an interesting approach to simplifying the GOP’s ideas on health care.

GUY LALIBERTE

September 30, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

MONTREAL – The billionaire founder of famous circus Cirque du Soleil paid $35 million to fly into space!

ED ANGER: "GIVE CHICAGO THE OLYMPICS!"

September 30, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than the catcher at a javelin meet!

OBAMA ENEMY OF HUMANITY

September 30, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Trent Franks called President Obama “an enemy of humanity” this weekend. Franks declared that he feels Obama is an evil cyborg from the future.

ALIENS CURE WOMAN'S CANCER

October 13, 2021September 29, 2009 by Erik Van Datiken

BERLIN – An overjoyed mother-to-be says aliens took her aboard a spaceship – and cured her of leukemia!

GHOST VOICE "I'M ALIVE" VIDEO

February 24, 2020September 29, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

KENT, UK – A woman watching a family home video was shocked to hear a ghostly voice in the background!

DISNEY TO REPLACE JOHNNY DEPP

September 29, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

LOS ANGELES, CA – Disney has announced that they will soon begin filming a Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, the fourth installment of their franchise.