August 2009

SUNDA CROONQUIST

August 26, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – For the first time in history, a stand-up comic is being sued over mother-in-law jokes!

August 26, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

BOSTON, MA – With Senator Ted Kennedy’s passing, will we ever know the truth of the accident that killed Mary Jo Kopechne?

August 26, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a sick old coot with a rusty bedpan! You can make fun all you want, but those “Death Panels” are no joke!

February 24, 2020August 26, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

Senator Ted Kennedy passed away last night. Weekly World News has uncovered details about his upcoming funeral.

August 25, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A goat was rescued from the trunk of a woman’s car who had planned to sacrifice it over Brett Favre’s team switch!

August 25, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

LOS ANGELES, CA – Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a homicide.

August 24, 2009 by Tap Vann

What are these holidaymakers doing in this week’s Freak of the Week contest?

August 24, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

PHILADELPHIA, PA – An American artist has spent the last 14 years carving celebrity faces out of phone books!

August 24, 2009 by Gerry Dorsey

PALM BEACH, FL – A strange creature has been videotaped just off shore in Florida!

August 24, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – The Obama family began their week-long vacation this weekend.