FLESH EATING ROBOTS
SAN JOSE, CA – The designers of a robot that could sustain itself by eating its surrounding environment now swear it is vegetarian.
Monthly Archives: July 2009
STEPHEN BALDWIN FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY
NEW YORK, NY – Actor and Baldwin brother Stephen Baldwin filed for bankruptcy this week. Weekly World News has tracked down where his money actually went.
ALL SAINTS THURSDAY: THE FORNICATOR
Weekly World News brings you perhaps the “friendliest” woman in this holy feature on lesser known saints.
53% OF PEOPLE ARE PSYCHIC
More than half of the American population is psychic, reveals an astonishing study. Are you?
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
OMER BHATTI
LOS ANGELES, CA – A persistent rumor of Michael Jackson having a secret fourth child has resurfaced after he was spotted at the singer’s memorial.
PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE
WASHINGTON, DC – The official copy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate was stolen this week by Republicans wishing to halt his health care reform.
ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE WHITE HOUSE HYPOCRITES
I’m madder than an anorexic at an all-you-can-eat buffet!
HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
LOS ANGELES, CA – A controversial new book tells you how to put curses on your enemies by harnessing your dark powers in four easy steps!
FREAK OF THE WEEK 10
What have these mimes discovered in this week’s Freak of the Week contest?
