TROY, NY – A company is helping older people write e-mails or post to Twitter – via fax machine!
BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.
OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER BLOG
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama’s teleprompter has started its own blog. Millions are anxious to hear the voice behind the voice of the President of the United States.
BIGFOOT TWITTER HACKED
BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.
RICKY GERVAIS FATTY FEUD
LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a New Year’s telethon for pets in need, Tonya The World’s Fattest Cat had a falling out with co-host Ricky Gervais.