VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.
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YOUNG ADULTS MOVING INTO NURSING HOMES
BOCA RATON, FL – Due to the bad economy, many young adults are moving into nursing homes and assisted living facilities.
SNOOKI BALL DROP
NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.
PRINCE WILLIAM HAD AFFAIR WITH SNOOKI
LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!
VW BRAZIL BUILDS CAR FOR LITTLE PEOPLE
SAO PAOLO – VW Brazil has created a special car for drivers who are under 5 feet tall.
IT'S RAINING MEN IN JERSEY!
EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.
NATIONAL RECALL DAY!
WASHINGTON – President Obama declared today, August 18th, “National Recall Day.” So… send it back!
NJ HOUSEWIVES GONE WILD!
WAYNE, NJ – New Jersey Housewives are out-of-control. The war is on. They’re going to the mattresses!
