NEW YORK – The world is in crisis. Now is the time to head for another planet. Buy a UFO and go!
An alien spaceship based by the International Space Station last night – shooting warning lasers as it went by.
WASHINGTON, DC – A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.
CHICAGO – UFOs were spotted again over Chicago on April 2, 2011.
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen has hired an alien as new publicist. And they are both “winning” according to Sheen.
HONOLULU — Whale experts believe a sick whale spotted off Kauai this week may be suffering from curvature of the spine.
NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.