NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.
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TIM TEBOW CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
DENVER – Sources say Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, decided to convert to Judaism.
HANK WILLIAMS JR. DEPORTED!
NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.
NFL PLAYERS START NEW LEAGUE
NEW YORK – Locked-out NFL players are done trying to negotiate with owners, so they are starting their own league: The People’s Football League!
JETS-COLTS GAME TO BE REPLAYED
INDIANAPOLIS – Due to a controversial play, Roger Goodell has announced that the Jet-Colts playoff game will be replayed.
BRETT FAVRE MAKING DEALS WITH VIAGRA AND CIALIS
NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.
BENGALS WANT THEIR FANS DRUNK
CINCINNATI – The Cincinnati Bengals announced that they want all their fans drunk by kickoff at all future home games.
THE NFL RIDES D'RICKASHAW
NEW YORK – The Jets offensive tackle, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, has started a rickshaw service for drunken NFL Players.
DARRELLE REVIS REJOINS JETS
NEW YORK, NY – Darrelle Revis finally got the contracted he wanted. But it wasn’t the money that brought him back!
