DENVER – Sources say Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, decided to convert to Judaism.
NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.
NEW YORK – Locked-out NFL players are done trying to negotiate with owners, so they are starting their own league: The People’s Football League!
INDIANAPOLIS – Due to a controversial play, Roger Goodell has announced that the Jet-Colts playoff game will be replayed.
NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.
CINCINNATI – The Cincinnati Bengals announced that they want all their fans drunk by kickoff at all future home games.
NEW YORK – The Jets offensive tackle, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, has started a rickshaw service for drunken NFL Players.
NEW YORK, NY – Darrelle Revis finally got the contracted he wanted. But it wasn’t the money that brought him back!
NEW YORK, NY – One NFL star is making sure his trademark look gets a little protection!
SACRAMENTO – The San Francisco 49ers and San Diego Chargers have formed a legal gambling ring.