You may have been abducted by aliens… and don’t even know it!
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ALIENS CURE WOMAN'S CANCER
BERLIN – An overjoyed mother-to-be says aliens took her aboard a spaceship – and cured her of leukemia!
UFO DETECTOR
You’ll never have to worry about being abducted by aliens again thanks to an astonishing new UFO detector…
1889 ALIEN ABDUCTION
MEXICO CITY – Arizona lawmen chased a crippled UFO clear into Mexico before the aliens aboard abducted a member of the posse 120 years ago!
PRO-OBAMA MCCAIN A POD PERSON
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking move, John McCain supported President Obama’s Iraq troop withdrawal plan, confirming recent allegations – McCain is an alien pod person!
VIDEO – MAN DESCRIBES ALIEN ENCOUNTER
CNN’s Miles O’Brien speaks with a man who believes he was abducted by aliens.
FIRST EVER INTERSTELLAR EXTRADITION
SAFFORD, AZ. – A fugitive’s abduction by aliens has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate.
Aliens Attempted to Abduct a Bigfoot!
“They must have been strong aliens because that Bigfoot must have weighed at least 500 pounds,” said Jeffrey Antis.
Alien Dentistry!
Orthodontist Gerald Fixit was sleeping soundly when he was abruptly awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Fixit. “There were intense, bright lights shining into my window, blinding me.