Bezos and Gates give their best tips! As a Weekly World News reporter, I’m used to having access to practically everything. Classified government documents? Name a country. Alien autopsy reports? Pick a species. Breakfast with Bigfoot? Did that last week (he had the French Toast and it was excellent). Recently I was offered a special … READ MORE
ANOTHER BIBLICAL MYSTERY SOLVED? Bible scholars and other researchers have speculated about everything from earthquakes and volcanic eruptions to passing comets. They’ve done this in an effort to provide a natural explanation for the parting of the Red Sea. Except for the biblical account, there are hardly any historical records from the period to provide … READ MORE
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. Dr. Chanduri claims the half-bat, half-human mutant hero, Bat Boy, was the result of a secret government experiment. Dr. Chanduri claims the “Bat Boy” experiment … READ MORE
PROFESSOR SAYS THAT THERE ARE MORE HUMAN-WITCH COUPLES THAN YOU’D THINK. Professor Julio Chinchilla, holds up a copy of his new book, “That Voodoo That You Do To Me,” and smiles, ruefully. “When I started researching the concept of marriage or a relationship between a human male and a female witch, most people thought I … READ MORE
LEGENDARY ROCK BAND WAS BLONDSTRADAMUS!! The 1980 Blondie song, “Rapture,” hailed in its time as a pioneering hybrid of disco, New Wave, funk, and hip-hop, is now in the headlines again—this time for predicting a brutal alien attack. Richard Angelos, 44, of Union City, had just left his job as a bartender on the night of May … READ MORE
And his mother was a Muse World-famous cartoonist and satirist Scott Adams recently returned from a long trip in Santorini, Greece where he was seen levitating and laughing at almost all of their nightly Greek God parties. “His fans think he’s some kind of comic genius. He’s not!” Replied one of the partygoers. “Here in Greece we’ve had the Dilbert … READ MORE
“IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A BIG PIGEON,” SAYS UNIMPRESSED DAD. For all those that don’t believe in miracles, they should visit the home of Vinnie and Darla D’Vine. Located in (redacted) in upstate New York, the couple’s humble abode was turned upside down when Darla got pregnant and gave birth to a happy male baby … READ MORE
OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that roughly eight percent of the population has measurable ESP. “These are so-called ordinary people, living ordinary lives” explains British psychologist Dr. John Spander, lead author … READ MORE
Yes, all rumors have been confirmed! Weekly World News has the exclusive! The NY Mets star pitcher Jacob deGrom is an alien. “He throws 120 MPH in the bullpen, he tones it down during the game to hide the fact that he’s from another planet.”, said Dave Racaniello, the Mets long-time bullpen catcher. “Look, I’ve … READ MORE
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! That chilling revelation was made by famed physicist and UFO researcher Dr. Gerhard Dietzer. He says that the evil Gootans hope to infiltrate our population. … READ MORE