Be prepared when the undead arrive!
OBAMA BASKETBALL
WASHINGTON – The White House is ordering all schools in the United States to use the new official American basketball.
LAXATIVE FOUND IN TOWN’S WATER SUPPLY
FORT HONOR, OH– There’s a rumbling in this small Ohio town – and it’s not coming from the ground.
ROMNEY ON OLYMPIC BODYBOARDING TEAM!
Mitt Romney, will be competing in the Olympics in London this summer – on the U.S. Bodyboarding Team.
ALIENS SPACESHIP CIRCLES PASSENGER PLANE
A Gootan spaceship was filmed circling a passenger plane above Seoul, South Korea, on April 7.








