PHOENIX – Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!
UFO OVER SOUTH KOREA
A UFO was spotted over South Korea – once again. It is confirmed to be an alien ship from Planet Zeeba.
PURPLE CRAB
A purple crab is one of four new species of the creature that have been discovered on the Philippine island of Palawan.
OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION
[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
AMERICANS HEAD TO MEXICO FOR JOBS
MEXICO CITY – Americans, in the hundreds of thousands, are crossing the border into Mexico -looking for work.