You can survive almost any emergency, from a savage dog attack to a falling comet fragment, but keeping your wits, says experts!
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman Bishara in what is believed to be man’s first encounter with a prehistoric life-form! That’s the word from Dr. Bo Goodlatt, who says that the … READ MORE
“We tried using facemasks. It was like hopping around in a big sack!” says union president. Jack Bunny, the head of the American Easter Bunny Union, has officially cancelled all Easter egg deliveries this year. “We are sorry to announce this,” said Mr. Bunny. “We really tried everything to avoid this. We tried wearing standard-sized … READ MORE
RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVESTOCK Oklahoma residents are in a panic after reports of strange creatures known as “chupacabras” terrorizing the suburban town of Edmond. Eyewitnesses describe the beasts as having razor-sharp teeth, glowing eyes, and the ability to suck the life out of their prey. The chupacabras have been spotted attacking local farms, leaving … READ MORE
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the streets. Eyewitnesses say that over the last three weeks, the pack of dogs grew from two to over forty. At first, the authorities thought it … READ MORE
The Tao Te Ching and the Three Stooges may seem like an unlikely pairing, but upon closer examination, it becomes clear that these two seemingly disparate sources of wisdom have much to teach us. The Tao Te Ching, the ancient Chinese text that espouses the principles of the Tao, or the way, teaches us to … READ MORE
Ogg, a young caveman, was huddled in his cave, trying to stay warm. As he sat there shivering, he had an idea. “Why can’t I have a device that can keep me warm and connected to my fellow cavemen?” Ogg thought to himself. And so, Ogg set to work. He gathered sticks and stones and … READ MORE
