LONDON – Darren the Waving Goat has turned down an appearance on the TV show Britain’s Got Talent!
Year: 2010
SARAH PALIN ON FOX NEWS
ANCHORAGE, AK – Sarah Palin has signed on to be a Fox News correspondent. She claims her lack of credentials will help her connect to the “Real America.”
ED ANGER OR GLENN BECK?
The Chicago Tribune wants to know if you can tell the difference between the world’s first arch-conservative commentator and newcomer Glenn Beck!
JOE ROLLINO
NEW YORK, NY – The world famous 104-year-old strongman has died – after being hit by a car!
IS YOUR DOG POSSESSED?
Does your dog growl at the sight of a clerical collar? Or gleefully “do its business” on hallowed ground? If so, watch out – your beloved pet maybe possessed!
BCS TROPHY AT WALMART
TUSCALOOSA, AL – University of Alabama fans have been viewing the football team’s award – at a Walmart!
LENO VS CONAN
BURBANK, CA – Jay Leno will be moving back to 11:30pm, weeknights at NBC. He won the time slot in a bloody cage match with Conan O’Brien.
ED ANGER: "IT'S MULATTO MANIA!"
What’s been going on these days? On Friday I wrote about how the word “Negro” was on that census form they’re sending out, and wondered what year we were living in.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 11, 2010
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!