October 2009

JASON PRESLEY

September 5, 2024October 5, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

WASHINGTON, DC – A man claiming to be Elvis Presley’s first-born son was refused a Supreme Court hearing.

October 5, 2009 by Sarah Haddad

ROSS TOWNSHIP, PA – A Pennsylvania woman was killed yesterday – by her own pet black bear!

October 5, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – David Letterman has come forward and admitted another affair, with the World’s Fattest Cat.

October 5, 2009 by Ed Anger

Famous pre-verts have had a rough week! First Romaine Pollackski, now that Letterman guy.

October 5, 2009 by Madame Malisa

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!

October 2, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – Stephanie Birkitt and Robert “Joe” Halderman have officially broken up.

October 2, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

SCOTTSDALE, AZ – According to a new book, Ted Williams’ frozen head was abused by facility staff!

October 2, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

GAINESVILLE – The University of Florida’s disaster manual includes what to do in a zombie outbreak!

October 2, 2009 by Tap Vann

We have a tie!

October 2, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – Senator Lindsey Graham called Glenn Beck a cynic and un-American. Beck wept softly during an on-air apology.