WASHINGTON, DC – A man claiming to be Elvis Presley’s first-born son was refused a Supreme Court hearing.
Month: October 2009
KELLY ANN WALZ
ROSS TOWNSHIP, PA – A Pennsylvania woman was killed yesterday – by her own pet black bear!
DAVID LETTERMAN AFFAIR
NEW YORK, NY – David Letterman has come forward and admitted another affair, with the World’s Fattest Cat.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 5, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
TED WILLIAMS' FROZEN HEAD
SCOTTSDALE, AZ – According to a new book, Ted Williams’ frozen head was abused by facility staff!
UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA ZOMBIE
GAINESVILLE – The University of Florida’s disaster manual includes what to do in a zombie outbreak!
LINDSEY GRAHAM CALLS OUT GLENN BECK
NEW YORK, NY – Senator Lindsey Graham called Glenn Beck a cynic and un-American. Beck wept softly during an on-air apology.