NEW YORK, NY – A new piece in Consumer Reports gives a list for how people can create their own swine flu survival kit. Too extreme?
Month: August 2009
DEAD WOMAN GIVES BIRTH IN COFFIN
TORONTO – A woman amazingly gave birth to a 5-pound 2-ounce baby. Her casket was lowered into a grave 23 hours after she died!
PSYCHO DONUTS
SAN JOSE, CA – A doughnut cafe in California has recently come under fire for its controversial theme.
SARAH PALIN DIVORCE SCANDAL
WASILLA, AK – Rumors of Sarah Palin’s divorce have surfaced. Sources claim she is leaving Todd for a Bigfoot.
ALIENS DESTROYED ATLANTIS
The lost continent of Atlantis was vaporized in a horrifying nuclear attack by aliens who wanted to destroy all evidence of their landing on Earth.
OBAMA JOKER POSTER
LOS ANGELES, CA – A poster depicting President Obama as Batman’s The Joker has begun appearing around Los Angeles.
SHARK WEEK
NEW YORK CITY, NY – A somber press conference was held yesterday evening where sharks protested their depiction on Discover Channel’s shark week.