While fishing for carp recently, the Tackle Editor for the Angling Times reeled in a “Frankenfish.”
THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
Animals
GROUNDHOG DEAD!
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – Punxsutawney Phil was found dead this morning in an apparent suicide.
THOUSANDS OF PIGS DEAD
SHANGHAI – Thousands of dead pigs have been found in a river that runs through the heart of Shanghai, sparking panic about the cleanliness of the city’s drinking water.
TELEVISION FOR DOGS
DOGTV is a new breed of programming – an on-demand cable TV channel designed to keep your dog relaxed, stimulated and entertained.
DOG SCOUTS OF AMERICA
The Dog Scouts of America are one of the fastest growing organizations in the United States.
DOG STEPS FORWARD AS MEGA MILLIONS WINNER
ARCADIA, Kan. — Three winning tickets for last weekend’s record $656 million Mega Millions drawing were sold, but no person has stepped forward to claim the prize. However, one dog has.
