MAD DENTIST ON THE LOOSE!
El Dentista is on the loose in New Mexico – and he’s coming after your teeth!
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RED MOON OVER NEW YORK CITY
A red moon rose over New York City. Astrologers say it means everyone in New York City is now “chosen.”
LEISURE SUIT GHOST
A ghost in a 1970s Leisure Suit has been spotted in Hoboken, New York City and Cleveland.
THE BEARDED LADY
A German-born mom is making headlines for embracing her beard. And now every woman wants one!
CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION
President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.
OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
RED ARCS THREATEN TO DESTROY EUROPE
Glowing red arcs, invisible to the naked eye, may destroy Europe by June, 2013.
