LOS ANGELES, CA – The Wolverine movie has leaked onto the internet. Weekly World News has a recap of the plot, including the surprise twists. Spoilers ahead!
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APRIL FOOLS DAY HISTORY
The tradition of April Fools day, or playing pranks to celebrate the beginning of spring, goes back for hundreds of years. Read on for a history of this mischievous holiday.
FIJI MERMAID REQUESTS FAFSA AID
LEON, SAMOA – A Fiji Mermaid was denied federal student aid, and debate over mutant and Islander rights has exploded.
TED STEVENS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT CLOSED
ANCHORAGE, AK – Ted Stevens International Airport closed this weekend due to volcanic ash. Former Senator Ted Stevens believes it’s all part of a liberal conspiracy.
UPDATE: NOTRE DAME SCANDAL
UPDATE – Several priests from around the country are voicing their skepticism at Obama converting to Catholicism for 24 hours.
OBAMA TOWN HALL WEBCAM
WASHINGTON, DC – Obama made history yesterday by holding a national online town hall. Unfortunately the tech savvy president still forgot to turn off the webcam when he was done.
THREE STOOGES MOVIE
LOS ANGELES, CA – A Three Stooges movie is in the works, set to star Jim Carrey, Benicio Del Toro, and Sean Penn. Ghosts of the original Stooges are in an uproar.
NOTRE DAME SCANDAL
NOTRE DAME, IN -Notre Dame is under fire for inviting Barack Obama to give their commencement speech this year.
LANCE ARMSTRONG BREAKS COLLARBONE
BALTANAS, SPAIN – Lance Armstrong vows to cross the Atlantic Ocean on paddleboat after his injury. Champion says, “This is just the challenge I need!
WHITE CASTLE WEDDING
LONDON, OH – An Ohio couple was married at a White Castle. The young groom said, “This is the proudest moment of my life.”