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LONDON – British women are so desperate for bigger bottoms that they are now taking “Booty Pills” to help out.
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.
BOCA RATON, FL – Due to the bad economy, many young adults are moving into nursing homes and assisted living facilities.
NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.
LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!
SAO PAOLO – VW Brazil has created a special car for drivers who are under 5 feet tall.
EGG HARBOR – Several women saw a man fall from the sky on the Jersey Shore. They got a situation.
WASHINGTON – President Obama declared today, August 18th, “National Recall Day.” So… send it back!
WAYNE, NJ – New Jersey Housewives are out-of-control. The war is on. They’re going to the mattresses!
NEW YORK, NY – Snooki is turning a negative into a positive!