Tag Archives: devil
PRESIDENT OBAMA PLAYS SATAN IN “THE BIBLE” MINI-SERIES
The White House reportedly confirmed that President Obama played Satan in last night’s episode of “The Bible.”
FRIDAY THE 13th – BE AFRAID!
Stay inside!! Bad luck is everywhere today!!
WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.
DOG-HEADED PIG MONSTER!
NAMIBIA – The dog-headed pig monster is once again terrorizing rural populations.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED
Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
SWISS TUNNEL TO HELL
ZURICH – Swiss engineers building the world’s largest tunnel drilled right into hell!
HOW TO SURVIVE FRIDAY THE 13TH
Many are afraid of the curse of Friday the 13th. Here’s how you can make it through the day unharmed.
DEVIL PUTS A FREEZE ON BUYING SOULS
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.
EARTH’S ROTATION SPEED
WASHINGTON, DC – Earth orbited the sun at a speed of 65,992 mph for billions of years, but all that changed on October 23…
DEMON ICE CREAM FOUND!
MILAN, MI – A Weekly World News reader sent in this chilling discovery: possessed ice cream!









