Stay inside!! Bad luck is everywhere today!!

ZURICH – Swiss engineers building the world’s largest tunnel drilled right into hell!

Many are afraid of the curse of Friday the 13th. Here’s how you can make it through the day unharmed.

HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.

WASHINGTON, DC – Earth orbited the sun at a speed of 65,992 mph for billions of years, but all that changed on October 23…

MILAN, MI – A Weekly World News reader sent in this chilling discovery: possessed ice cream!

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks, thanks to Senator John McCain!

“No haggling, no violin lessons, I don’t even have to leave my living room.”