After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!

LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.

WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.

Republicans continue their criticism of Health Care reform. Birthers claim they have proof of Democrat Death Panels.