BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT

By Frank Lake on December 3, 2012

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By Reginald Cunningham III on December 25, 2009

CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.

By Reginald Cunningham III on December 10, 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan, sources close to the couple say she likes him to dress up like Bat Boy!

DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.

By Gerry Dorsey on December 4, 2009

HO CHI MINH CITY – A small boy jumped from the fifth floor of his house to meet his mother!

By Tap Vann on December 3, 2009

BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy has been sighted at one of America’s most prestigious colleges!

By Reginald Cunningham III on November 18, 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA – Seen at this exclusive New Moon movie premiere was America’s Favorite Mutant and die hard Twilight fan, Bat Boy!

By Garrett Hawley on November 5, 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA – Former First Lady Laura Bush was on The Jay Leno Show last night, and confessed her secret love!

PHILADELPHIA, PA – The New York Yankees have attributed their Halloween win to Bat Boy.

CHARLESTON, WV – Meghan McCain has come under fire for releasing racy photos of herself on Twitter. Bat Boy has vowed revenge on her detractors.

By Hideaki Tailor on October 13, 2009

OSLO – Bat Boy was spotted outside the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Norway today.