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CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan, sources close to the couple say she likes him to dress up like Bat Boy!
DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.
HO CHI MINH CITY – A small boy jumped from the fifth floor of his house to meet his mother!
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy has been sighted at one of America’s most prestigious colleges!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Seen at this exclusive New Moon movie premiere was America’s Favorite Mutant and die hard Twilight fan, Bat Boy!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Former First Lady Laura Bush was on The Jay Leno Show last night, and confessed her secret love!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The New York Yankees have attributed their Halloween win to Bat Boy.
CHARLESTON, WV – Meghan McCain has come under fire for releasing racy photos of herself on Twitter. Bat Boy has vowed revenge on her detractors.
OSLO – Bat Boy was spotted outside the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Norway today.