CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan, sources close to the couple say she likes him to dress up like Bat Boy!
DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.
HO CHI MINH CITY – A small boy jumped from the fifth floor of his house to meet his mother!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Seen at the exclusive New Moon movie premiere was America’s Favorite Mutant and die hard Twilight fan, Bat Boy!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Former First Lady Laura Bush was on The Jay Leno Show last night, and confessed her secret love!
CHARLESTON, WV – Meghan McCain has come under fire for releasing racy photos of herself on Twitter. Bat Boy has vowed revenge on her detractors.
