ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
State and congressional leaders from California, Arizona, Texas and New Mexico say it’s the only way to solve America’s massive illegal immigration problem.
“Keep the Mexicans from sneaking across the border is like trying to shoo flies off a hog’s back. We might as well make them U.S. citizens and try to get a little tax money out of them,” said a source close to Texas Gov. Rick Perry.
Officials of the four states bordering Mexico are secretly gathering statehood support for that country because they bear most of the cost of illegal immigration. President Obama is fully behind the initiative.
“Pregnant women enter the U.S. illegally so their babies will be born here – and thus become American citizens,” said a congressman who is spearheading the move to Mexican statehood. “Mexican men slip across the border to work. And a few of them wind up in jail, costing us more than they spend here.
“We’re tired of U.S. taxpayers footing the bill to provide schooling, medical and other help for illegal aliens because the federal government doesn’t enforce our immigration laws,” he added.
The U.S. already spends billions of dollars each year for aid to Mexico’s impoverished 92 million people.
Then, of course there’s NAFTA and the recent Mexican financial bailout that is costing Americans a bundle.
Mexicans are jumping at a chance for U.S. statehood, say sources. 72 percent of Mexicans say they would welcome become a state in the United States.
Some Republicans are objecting to the initiative. “We should we make them Americans? Just so they can siesta all day, draw welfare checks, eat tacos and won’t have to worry about border guards leaning on them. It’s ridiculous. We’re the only Americans in North America!”
The fruit and vegetable growers strongly oppose statehood for Mexico, afraid that their workers may stay in Mexico. But, many believe that everybody will benefit from statehood for Mexico.
One sponsor of the bill in the White House said, “the Border Patrol is tired of grabbing illegal immigrants and sending them back to Mexico, and the ones already here, live in fear of being captured, like pre-World War II Germany when the Jewish people had to wear the star of David bands on their arms to announce they were Jewish rather than German. Germans were the ones attempting to make a distinct. Mexicans are already living and working in the United States. Most of them are working in hospitals, restaurants, landscaping and other service industries. Instead of playing tag at the border with illegal immigrants, it would be simpler to make Mexico the 51st state!”
“Changing border boundaries would eliminate the need to patrol the border and would save a lot of money. Then too, Americans wanting to vacation in Can Cun or other tropical paradises in Mexico, could freely travel to those spots. Then there would be no need to patrol the southern United States border any longer.
“Civil liberties and lifestyles would greatly improve for all Mexicans as the United States could spend its middle east war money on a worthwhile cause – namely, bring Mexico up to the same standard of living as what the Americans have already.”
Say Hola to the new citizens of the United States!!
To make Mexico a 51st state would be suicide for America. Those people are too nationalistic to be part of our statehood. We’d just as well kill them off the land and then take the land for ourselves. That would be the only way possible we’d make that dump a 51st state.
There’s too many implications here…. And the fact we’re dealing with an indigneous population of criminals, America will go broke for decades and centuries trying to clean that dump of a country up without killing off his inhabitants. We’re better off securing our borders and enforce it with tougher manpower. Our America is unique and we do not want to add another statehood with those people.
U.S.A.!!
i disagree with the second paragraph but not the first . Mexicans are so proud for there country they would die for it.
Haber estúpido.. no somos ni indígenas ni rateros.
Pues tenemos tecnología y muchos MEXICANOS deseamos sobresalir entre los criminales.. creo que en cada país hay problemas de inseguridad y USA no es la excepción.
¿Somos patrióticos?
Ahuevo.
Nosotros tenemos mas costumbres, tradiciones, cultura e historia que ustedes.
Nosotros ganamos la guerra de conquista de parte de Francia Y USA.
¿ América? AMERICA es el CONTINENTE en el que vivimos TODOS. No se crean con el privilegio de llamarse AMERICANOS. Puesto que todos lo somos, no solamente ustedes.
Me costaría adaptarme a su estilo de vida. Por los MEXICANOS ustedes tienen que comer.. puesto que nosotros trabajamos en el área de materias primas y sin estas no se produce NADA.
¿Hablo en español porque ese es el idioma que me han inculcado, me expreso en el idioma castellano porque así debe de ser.
Me cae gorda la gente que se cree superior, gente que se cree mejor a todo. Solo por ser una potencia económica.
USA es un país con muchos problemas, no es querido por todos y no tienen pais. En cambio Mexico es considerado como un país de paz, sin enfrentamiento y tranquilo. (En cuanto a lo militar y las relaciones extranjeras).
Desgraciadamente en México hay mucha corrupción y la gente ve por si mismo. Y así somos por como nos ha tratado el gobierno mexiquense. Con golpes y sin privilegios. Por eso nos comportamos como somos. TRADICIONALISTAS y ORGULLOSOS de nuestra patria, claro que si, lo somos porque aun así en las situaciones en la que nos encontremos hemos podido salir adelante, apoyándonos entre todos. Porque cuando nos vemos afectados nos ayudamos.
Nos sabemos comportar dependiente la situación y la persona con que en ese momento estemos. Podemos ser un amor, así como un hijo de la chingada.
AUNQUE ESTE MUY JODIDO EN MI PAIS JAMAS!!!!!!! PERO JAMAS!!!!!!!!! SERE PARTE DE USA. PORQUE AMO A MI PAIS Y A MI CULTURA Y TRADICIONES.
VIVA MEXICO
VIVA USA
VIVA AMERICA (CONTINENTE AMERICANO)
Good luck with that. I'm sad that their actually considering this:(
Hold on a minute here, Weekly World News is the same supermarket tabloid paper that says Aliens are coming to invade Earth every week and EVERY new year says that the end of the world is soon. Don't trust this source because it is as reliable of a news source as The Onion News. Supermarket tabloid's reports are just jokes to con the average sucker into believing.
[...] Mexico will become the 51st U.S. state in 2012, according to Weekly World News. [...]
then, maybe they'll learn english.
These people are people! What about all the that are trying to do the right thing and are still denied papers!> Example my husband is in mexico and I am here in the US seperated due to immigration. I am paying so much money about $7000 in order to TRY to get his papers so that he can come back to the US!. He is over there trying his best to make it. There is not even running water where he lives. and he has lost so much weight bc there is no food! if you would have to live in those conditions maybe then you would understand something. You have no clue about immigration unless you have experienced it urself! The immgiration system in the US is soo broken and something has to be done. If you are trying to come to the US for the first time and u apply for your papers its almost impossible to get ur papers. People come here for a better life and to make something of themselves.. to give there families an chance…. if u had a child living in some of those conditions ..how far would u go to give them a good life?!
also something to think about==== where did ur ancestors come from.. did they have papers?! If the people were able to get their papers as easy as some people think it is then everybody would have their papers.. its not like just going to the DMV and getting a license!
indigenous population of criminals… wow.. judging all Mexicans by a few is like judging all whites based on the KKK…
It's a SATIRE. Don't be so vulnerable.
THATS GREAT AMERICANS… MAKE MEXICO 51ST STATE OF YOURS.
http://adf.ly/2EsY7
To the one who says “kill them off.. you have no right to exist in this world.. and you have no idea of how much better it is there than here PIG! GO Take a look in the mirror and see the crap that looks back at you! what kind of house do you have? hmm? fancy? probably not.. you sound like hillbilly trailer trash. oh and I bet you hardly work.. they work hard! You are really beneath the Mexicans and are jealous of what they can achieve:)
Also… whoever thinks they can have Mexico ..that will never happen. United States already took land from them. And you can go and look at the history of the battle between Mexico and the United states. And see how many states used to be part of Mexico. But that wont happen again because we are in 2011.. Cause you need to go to Mexico and see how the life is there. And in Mexico all the people own their homes and land. The cost of living is cheaper and better!
Chingen a su madre pinche girngros, haz patria y mata a un gringo. I'll rather kill my self to become a fucking gringa. No way we are going to be a a part of a mindless no culture "AMERICAN" wait I'm an american cause I live in this continen that is call American so I'm an american, so you that was born in USA what are call? You have NO NAME well yes GRINGOS.
Idiot.
ok proud mexican people like you give mexicans bad names and thats fine es mas mejor que no seas nada aqui penchy wetback !!!!!! como te gusta???? ok that hurts right i am a gringa and i dont appreciate you sayin stupid stuff like that there are nice gringas aqui not all of us are mean and racist but you are really rude y chinga tu madre tam bien puto
your an idiot. Viva la cultura Mexicana
Chilax Mejico — no one on this side of the border wants you either. We can just continue in our relationship of mutual disdain and disgust. You sir, are no Canada.
Viva Mexico pinches gringos vallan a chingar a su madre . Mexico will never be part of the U.S in fact Mexico will take over the U.S.
Bullcrap,I'd like to see you try!
Hey m86 give me a holler darling.. on here ..im interested in some more of you pea brain views:)
Start shooting the illegals at the border like other countries, that will STOP the flow for free rides on our tax dollars!
[...] the original post here: NEW PUSH TO MAKE MEXICO 51st STATE | Weekly World News Posted in World News Tags: america, barack-obama, john-mccain, mexicans, mexico, politics, [...]
I thInk thIs would be an amazIng Idea and that not only would mexIco profIt from thIs but all the.unIted states
Hasn't it already been tried?
I checked the CNN website and there is going to be a 51st state but it's not going to be Mexico.
Wow all those awesome DRUG LORDS becoming politiciams lol Wont that be grand. MAFIA WARS will be rampant. Innocent kids hooked on slave prostitution and used as drug mules through out those four states. Well welfare recipients will skyrocket and break SSI for sure.
This is the NWO pushing to control the lands of Canada NORTH America and Mexico as 1 nation regardless of the consequences to AMERICAN CITIZENS and AMERICAS health and welfare. And then they will get there NAFTA HIGHWAY AND TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM. Which includes rail and pipeline on future seized lands for which PERRY OWNS and SOROS owns.
Seriously American citizens HAVE TO stop the ELITISTS, DISBAND THE US FEDS FORM of Government – not the constitution, disband the CIA, FBI, IRS, FEDERAL RESERVE CROOKS, TSA, HOMELAND SECURITY, NASA, HAVE A 10 MILLION MAN MARCH ON DC and SURROUND IT AND jail every politician that backed CLINTON, NIXON, BUSH AND BUSH AND OBAMA, PLACE A TRUE LIBERTARIAN PATRIOT IN THE POSITION OF NATIONAL AMBASSADOR TO THE STATES IN POWER FOR 1 YEAR TO STRAIGHTEN THIS MESS OUT. Secular society has pushed GOD out of the schools, homes, public eye EVIL has seduced our nation and is directing this eventual destruction of AMERICA in GODS WRATH…
ITS TIME TO TAKE AMERICA BACK from the crooks and ellitists and satanist driven illuminaties and free masons.
There's a bad point and good point to Mexico becoming 51st State. The good point is that the USA solves the immigration problem, gets money out mexico, bigger economy, bigger state, larger army, and so forth. the bad problem is that the mexico is one of the most corrupt countries on this planet, along with Mexican drug war. Personally I would say yes to Mexico becoming 51state because it would be cool but in long term she will drag USA down.
If the USA want 51st State look toward Greenland, Britain, New Zealand, Canada and Australia are the most possible ones. pick country that is not going to shot you in the gut; it will be long term embarrassment for the USA to crumble faster as it is starting to already but only just.
I think Greenland will become the 51st state out of all of them, there getting fed up of Denmark anyways they've got billions upon billions upon trillions of oil that is also accessible to the north pole; I'll shut up now lol.
That's stupid how can mexico become the 51 "state" Mexico is a country how will it become a state if it has states of its own, thats like saying Asia will become one of the us states
I should hate to impose the facts of history on your statement, but the Republic of Texas (1836-1846) was a sovereign nation prior to annexation in 1845 by the U.S. One recognized as such by a number of European nations, so it does, and has happened..
who ever wrote this is very smart if any american robbed a bank they would be inconcerated a long time while an immagrant illegally crosses the border they go to jail for a short time and still get green cards ummm they came over here makin babies and over crowding blacks, and whites were goin to have a mexican as a president
then they look at black ppl with there nose lookin down at us 
This article just proves how brainwashed and stupid americans are. Congratulations on being the most ignorant country on the face of earth. I'm Mexican and I'm taking over the US.
Good luck with that
You´re Wrong. The US will become soon in the 33 State of México. We are millions in that country and will be other millions and millions and millions….
You need to try and read past what these people are saying. The people in here have to understand that we took this land from the indians. I started a new website and I will be posting on that website so I can help. The website is http://www.palsrock.com it is a free website and you can also post things on there and also to to friends and post pictures. I just started this website and we can all talk on it about these things and also you can start your own group if you like and invite your friends. It is all free. It is also very easy to sign up. My son inlaw is mexican and I have 4 great grandkids. I don't see them much they live in texas and I am in Michigan, the Grand Rapids area.
Viva Mexico !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right. You think we want to become part of Mexico! Not going to happen.
The U.S should just go ahead an annex the entire country of Mexico.Damn!They already took half of it.Why not finish it off.There are several reasons for this.
1.Border Sneaking
2.Immigration
3.Unorganized
4.Should have just gave in a long time ago
5.Weak Army
6.THE MEXICANS ARE ALREADY TAKING OVER THE U.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!