LAS VEGAS - Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence. When implants fly above this altitude they have been known to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian. As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt. She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).
The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag. Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport. Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim. Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos.
There almost was total chaos at the hospital when the staff was unable to find a female plastic surgeon whose first name began with the letter “K” (as Kris demanded) but soon Dr. Karen Engeman showed up and replaced Kim’s left cheek implant. “We’ve had a few cases like this before. It’s not always safe to fly with her butt filled with silicone, but Kim’s a brave woman.” Austin was the first one to slap Kim’s new left cheek. “It felt good.” He said.
Kim is resting at her Las Vegas home today and is expected to make a “full” recovery. Austin, on the other hand, feels that this tragic accident was not due to Implant Altitude Syndrome (IAS), but instead was something more nefarious. “Reggie Bush is behind this.” Austin said. “He wants to get back at Kim for dumping him, but it’s not gonna work. She’s mine now. All of her. Both cheeks.” When WWN asked Austin how he thinks Bush planted the butt IED, Austin said, “Reggie’s always been a sneaking guy. Remember the Bush Push? Well, somehow he snuck into the hotel we were staying at in New Jersey, knocked us out with rufies or something and then injected some explosive serum into her left butt cheek. They he paid off the pilots and had them fly too high. The man is sick jealous!”
When Bush was asked about Austin’s accusations he said, “What? He better watch his mouth. I’ll blow his ass up next!”
Doctors advise all women with butt implants to speak with their plastic surgeon before boarding another plane. “You don’t want to be in that mile-high club,” Dr. John Malley said.
Even with this explosive new information, there are STILL some who refuse to believe Kim has (or had) butt implants. In an effort to help our readers decide for themselves, we’ve included some pictures for you to examine. Study them carefully and let us know what you think.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
Exhibit D:
Exhibit E : Why not.
really like her butt.
she's awesome in that http://www.KimKleaked.com sex tape
Boom!
I saw this on keeping up with the kardashians… this is obviously a joke, the last picture gives it away
We all know that a “fold” exists on a website, but what people often overlook, is that there are multiple folds within a website. Each inch represents a percentage of users who no longer see your webpage.
Since Scroll Heatmaps are generated in real-time, website owners can quickly deploy changes and revisions and see how user behavior changes on the site.
Scroll heatmaps are especially important on product pages and blog posts. Product owners can move items around to higher visible spots while bloggers can see how much of their post people are actually reading.
Awesome… she is such a plastic bitch….
nice butt and tan… atleast anyone can get the tan!
Her butt is real if u pay any ATTENTION to the kardashians she had a butt scan to proove that her butt is real & posted it online (unknown website) just to proove its real, this is just stupid gossip about a beautiful woman & as she stated on the kardashians she hated it & its a lie so stop saying "Awesome… she is such a plastic *****…." its just mean & all you people are giving her such a hard time about it, how do u know these photo's are real, You dont so stfu and face reality – its a real butt & who in there right mind gets butt implants o.O
screw you i say what i want and its as fake as her boobs
It's called injections. on the xray you can see where they were injected. She is as fake as a barbie. It's a shame because she was naturally pretty. Now she looks like a plastic weirdo. Not attractive just fake. Perfect for Kanye!
@kim'sbumisreal did you see the whole process of x-raying her a******. They could have just showed us an x-ray of some other person's butt and said it was hers!
well if you believe its real then obviously ur the dumb one and no i dont hate on her why im stating this, and if you c me then you will no im not hating. look at the photos you foolish people and why would a writer lie about her bum bursting on her flight daa, what did the hospital lie too? lol stupid, i dont kno if your kims friend ,a memba of the family or kim herself thats typed this msg but if its someone else …. i suggest u take ur head out of kims ass and then youll kno. memba kims got millions if you waz a surgeon and someone offered you a mill to make out like there butts real would you do it??? or if it was fat dat got injected into her but, a x-ray wouldnt b able to tell think about that also how does a flat back just grow enourmously in those years come on how comes that doesnt happen to the non rich. doughnuts
STFU stupid dumb ass!!!! It's easy for any celebrity to pay a doctor on a reality show and sign a contract with them saying "we're giving you this sum of money if you talk…it's over for you"…maybe you should fucking check yourself and make sure before you try again and fail again at tryna make any of us look stupid. get a life and get real. you're just as fake as kim kardashians air inflated ass
so so big…
Mouse Movement Heatmaps
Mouse Movement Heatmaps track each visitors mouse pointer. SeeVolution’s analytics engine then aggregates that data in real-time, and generates an overlay that shows what visitors are actually paying attention to. White being the hottest color, and blue being the coldest – site owners can quickly see what parts of a website capture the the most attention.
Each visual overlay aggregates your visitors behaviour and provides an instant peek at how visitors interact with your site.
Use Mouse Movement Heatmap to find "hot" keywords, images and buttons that visitors tend to pay attention to.
A site that helps you with Website Heatmaps . Provides information for customers and all website visitors. A wonderful resource.
I don’t get it! What’s the problem with having big butt? I have big butt and I don’t care! What’s the big fuss?
Jaleb
With reference to another story on this site, I'm wondering, if Kim Kardashian was raptured, would her Silicone Butt Implants be raptured with her, or would they be Left Behind?
[...] the best comparison I can come up with to try to describe it is to say that it’s kind of the Weekly World News of political, um, journalism. It’s also kind of like the Onion, except it’s not funny, [...]
So her tits are real!
oyeah! hahahahaha..
I thike she is good looking,she will always be my frin.
Hello, I have review your website which is good and colorful. And we supply the veterinary medicine. Welcome to visit our website pioneersgroup dot com.
I’m no longer positive where you’re getting your info, however good topic. I must spend a while learning much more or figuring out more. Thanks for magnificent information I was on the lookout for this info for my mission.
Wow!!!! All Exhibition By Kim so hot. It is too much wondering Me. A, B, C, D and also E is Perfect
[...] conveyor belt by espying shocking headlines like “UFO BASE FOUND IN HIMALAYAS”? Or, “KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES”? Or, my personal favorite, “BIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT!”? Now, THAT would be [...]
jel much ahah!!!
the woman is atrocious
wish it really exploded
I was just searching for this info for some time. After 6 hours of continuous Googleing, at last I got it in your website. I wonder what is the Google’s problem that doesn’t rank this type of informative web sites closer to the top. Normally the top sites are full of garbage.
I think those sites on top focuses on SEO rather than having quality contents..hehehe..
OBO means one term obama. he has never held a job and was an ineffective senator from the corrupt state of illinois. if he wins the election in november, it will be the ruin of our great nation as we know it
I thike she is excellent looking,she will always be my frin. like click here
With Live clicks, website owners can see their website come to life. You can literally see clicks as they happen.
Each time a visitor clicks on the same spot, the live click heatmap tally's the total number of clicks and creates a new color coated image with the correlated nnumber of clicks associated with that spot on the webpage.
This is especially useful when launching new campaigns and landing pages.
A site that helps you with Seevolution heat maps . Provides information for customers and all website visitors. A wonderful resource.