LAS VEGAS - Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence. When implants fly above this altitude they have been known to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian. As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt. She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).
The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag. Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport. Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim. Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos.
There almost was total chaos at the hospital when the staff was unable to find a female plastic surgeon whose first name began with the letter “K” (as Kris demanded) but soon Dr. Karen Engeman showed up and replaced Kim’s left cheek implant. “We’ve had a few cases like this before. It’s not always safe to fly with her butt filled with silicone, but Kim’s a brave woman.” Austin was the first one to slap Kim’s new left cheek. “It felt good.” He said.
Kim is resting at her Las Vegas home today and is expected to make a “full” recovery. Austin, on the other hand, feels that this tragic accident was not due to Implant Altitude Syndrome (IAS), but instead was something more nefarious. “Reggie Bush is behind this.” Austin said. “He wants to get back at Kim for dumping him, but it’s not gonna work. She’s mine now. All of her. Both cheeks.” When WWN asked Austin how he thinks Bush planted the butt IED, Austin said, “Reggie’s always been a sneaking guy. Remember the Bush Push? Well, somehow he snuck into the hotel we were staying at in New Jersey, knocked us out with rufies or something and then injected some explosive serum into her left butt cheek. They he paid off the pilots and had them fly too high. The man is sick jealous!”
When Bush was asked about Austin’s accusations he said, “What? He better watch his mouth. I’ll blow his ass up next!”
Doctors advise all women with butt implants to speak with their plastic surgeon before boarding another plane. “You don’t want to be in that mile-high club,” Dr. John Malley said.
Even with this explosive new information, there are STILL some who refuse to believe Kim has (or had) butt implants. In an effort to help our readers decide for themselves, we’ve included some pictures for you to examine. Study them carefully and let us know what you think.
Exhibit A:
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Exhibit D:
Exhibit E : Why not.
peeps kims but is real she han an xray 2 proov it this god dam website is fake small girls have big buts too all u gotta do is eat loads of pastry dishes . love u kim
Ya, What nice butt kim have, i don't know what she done. But this is the effect of plastic surgeries….
DID you know that she did a x ray to prove that her but is real and actually at the end is real soo stop it it is real people
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I believe it -.-
Every day we get comments from women who want to get a bigger butt like Kims. We don't like implants, but if you're going to get implants, use your own body fat – not silicone.
i don't believe ,and funny funny
ya tap that and get a std herpies our warts yuke
Kim,you look beautiful & verrrry sweeeeet,woww you are verry sexxxxy!
I would fuck her silly
omg!i cnt believe sum of yall wuld believ this fake story there's proof that kim's butt is soooooooooooooo real
Can't imagine what a smell there is between those cheeks after she walks from the Luxor to the Bellagio…
great post, thanks
the kanastians are some gross desease infested ugly woman
HAHA, you're fucking retarded dude.
and youre not bye the way im not a dude tardman
Thats not her reAl butt ,
its real, don't hate.
Me i tink kim’s butt is real wit wat i’ve seen but if am wrong den she rily did a nice job.
But if u look v.well dat butt runs in d family jst dat kim was lucky 2 ve d bigger one.
go take some english lessons
Butt is this for real? %website% is wondering
Just cause people most people do not have a butt an big or in shape as her's they turn to criticisms. People like that are pathetic. If you have a problem with her butt no one really cares because it does not affect you in any way.
I think kims butt looks real good bt if its actually a fake butt,no probs.that’s her swagg
When is Kim going to report to 21st Sextury for some porno assignments? I wanna see her on A–hole Fever.cum!! Time to get busy Kim!
to know if it's real can't we just check a bikini pic from her teenage years ?
if you have some plz post links her younger sister is very skinny.
As a staunch feminist, I think she has the right to enhance her body in any manner as long as she does not harm anyone. And indeed, on the surface, she does not seem to harm people. But when we look at it closely, she is a significant style influence to thousands of young ladies. So if she makes it seem that all body enhancements are fine, she is influencing the ladies to modify their bodies at the expense of their safety!
Doesn't seem to harm people? DOESN'T SEEM TO HARM PEOPLE??? Didn't you read the story? Her ass exploded! It EXPLODED!!! Have you ever noticed the size of that booty?? I mean,that's gotta be 10-15 kilotons,easy. I don't know about you,but if that thing went off,I wouldn't want to be in the same STATE!. The HUMANITY!!! God help us. God help us ALL.
Umm… you guys DO know that the whole article is a joke? ALL the articles on this website are.
totally agreed. She is really an attractive woman.
Most beautiful women I've been with have been high maintenance, Kim Kardashian must be a nightmare!
And I mean that as a compliment.
I've never understood the butt implants thing, it makes sense for boobs but if you want a more defined ass you can simply do squats. It looks unnatural to.
her ass looks good you guys are too fussy i know you woundnt say no
she went and got x-rays done to prove that her ass was real.. people are so dumb
Yes people ^ are so dumb. Injections do not show up on xrays.
Yes and you are one of them clown That xray proved nothing. You must believe everything you watch LOL gotta love America! Go google her years back if you want to see what her real butt looks like.