LAS VEGAS - Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence. When implants fly above this altitude they have been known to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian. As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt. She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).
The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag. Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport. Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim. Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos.
There almost was total chaos at the hospital when the staff was unable to find a female plastic surgeon whose first name began with the letter “K” (as Kris demanded) but soon Dr. Karen Engeman showed up and replaced Kim’s left cheek implant. “We’ve had a few cases like this before. It’s not always safe to fly with her butt filled with silicone, but Kim’s a brave woman.” Austin was the first one to slap Kim’s new left cheek. “It felt good.” He said.
Kim is resting at her Las Vegas home today and is expected to make a “full” recovery. Austin, on the other hand, feels that this tragic accident was not due to Implant Altitude Syndrome (IAS), but instead was something more nefarious. “Reggie Bush is behind this.” Austin said. “He wants to get back at Kim for dumping him, but it’s not gonna work. She’s mine now. All of her. Both cheeks.” When WWN asked Austin how he thinks Bush planted the butt IED, Austin said, “Reggie’s always been a sneaking guy. Remember the Bush Push? Well, somehow he snuck into the hotel we were staying at in New Jersey, knocked us out with rufies or something and then injected some explosive serum into her left butt cheek. They he paid off the pilots and had them fly too high. The man is sick jealous!”
When Bush was asked about Austin’s accusations he said, “What? He better watch his mouth. I’ll blow his ass up next!”
Doctors advise all women with butt implants to speak with their plastic surgeon before boarding another plane. “You don’t want to be in that mile-high club,” Dr. John Malley said.
Even with this explosive new information, there are STILL some who refuse to believe Kim has (or had) butt implants. In an effort to help our readers decide for themselves, we’ve included some pictures for you to examine. Study them carefully and let us know what you think.
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Exhibit E : Why not.
if you really watched the show show what x-ray do you wear a metal belt or jewelry to none that i know of but you are right its her ass she paid for it
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You are so stupid her butt is so real..like you don’t have any proof.
hey kim ur beautiful forget the hates they all jealous bitches cuz theyll never be you keep rocking gurl
i love her!!
big hips fashion in woowww..
kim kardashian has brazilian but lift fat injecyions,i have some too and my but looks loke hers theres no way a real butt can look like that,and the ex ray she took is fake ,she took it wearing jewlery and a metal belt,shes a big time lier, but thats what all celebretys say ,,even though theres pictures of there before and after they still say they dont have surgerys ,,,oh please
i agree ^ kim's butt is fake nobodys dumb enough too believe her butt is real a xray dont prove SHIT , kim kardashian SUCKS !
it's liar not lier
I think Kim is a hybrid alien. The length of her face is proof. We are indeed under attack and she is one of the leaders.
Please just stop the hate!!! My sister is going thru a rough time!! She does NOT have butt implants. We have an xray to prove it!! Please grow up haters!!
stick it up uu youre huge arabian anal probed ass
People should learn to appreciate celebrities.Kim is beautiful whether u like her or not,she has it all.So u haters should get a life.
Wow, lol butts are pretty important these days
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you are retarded, id like to see where you got this info from really. who ever believes this crap is gullible. and who ever thinks that kim and her sister actually posted on this lame website. obv its not really them… do you really think they just sit on the computer and go to websites that bash on them? really? they do have lives! stop spreading your stupid gossip, its really pathetic.
ACTUALLY THEY DO HAHA IT WAS ON EPISODE 3 SEASON 6
there fake if her left buttcheek exploded.
as a medical professional an x-ray will NOT detect implants, only having a ct scan or mri will show the implants. the same goes for breast implants..
HI u kim your mama might have got an ANS or she not an American because such a butt has 2 be 4 anAfrican mostly down here in Uganda .
I WANNA HAVE PER WITH KIM.
the reson why they wont say it's fake is because belive it or not…her ass makes profit. yep, her ass makes her buisness, and buisness makes money. if she told the world dat her ass if fake, then no one will be interested in her however if she doesnt- then people will buy pics of her ass, nude photos, and try to immitate her. this is what sells and makes money hence, she is so rich and famouse, she probably has her butt insured aswell.
Hi guys! Well…everybody thinks that is fake, & my butt explodes but let me tell you something…IT'S A LIE!!! I mean…who would put implants? Khloe joke to make me X-ray, and i did actually but, do you realize that is ridiculous?!?! BYE BYE!! I LOVE U SO MUCH!!!
it was from an anal probeing you got from cloes strap on ewww that getto booty
Kim I believe you. Your beautiful.
everyone is just mad because you are pretty. they just wish they was in you spot.
hi Everyone My Butt Exploded because Osama Bin Laden put Nuclear Weapons inside it hahahaha
Remember Iam from Irak hahahahaahaha
Kim butt exploded because of Nuclear Weapons lol hahahahahaa
She must of Farted lol hahahahaa
When is she Making part 2 with Ray J
Ray J made that butt Explode (True That)
If you don't believe me Google it …….
Thats All I got to Say hahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Hey all. Big butts are possible for small girls. Im 5′ 3″, 28 yrs old, hips 40″, 34ddd, 125 lbs, waist 28″, with no surgery and I’m white! So it can be done. So leave kim alone. As long as she feels good about herself, surgery or not, then who cares! Xoxo
oohwee i like..u single?:)
I like big butts and i can not lie……………. U single O_o
because you're fat
u got a pic?
34ddd I guess those are natural too? stop lying you sound about as plastic as kim K is.
yeah, it's called being FAT. She has a fat ass, PERIOD
and from what you just described … well, that's called a wide load.
She has a tiny ass.You should see MY wife! She is shy so we don;t try to make $$$$$$ with it.
I know her )) do you know me persik .?
Did it explode again or is this just a reprint of an old story?