Monthly Archives: June 2011

BLAGO TRIES TO BRIBE JUDGE

By Frank Lake on June 27, 2011

CHICAGO – After Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on 17 counts today, he tried to bribe the judge in court.

By Tap Vann on June 27, 2011

PALO ALTO – Researches have confirmed that the “Man Flu” is spreading like wildfire and may soon become an epidemic.

By Frank Lake on June 27, 2011

The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy today – and the NY Yankees quickly bought the team.

By Tap Vann on June 27, 2011

DENVER – A all-star concert for extraterrestrials is being planned for 2012 – the apocalypse.

By Tap Vann on June 26, 2011

Watch the trailer for Bat Boy: Going Mutant!

By Tap Vann on June 26, 2011

A chihuahua has won the World’s Ugliest Dog competition.

By Frank Lake on June 25, 2011

On the second anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death he was spotted in Ohio with Liz Taylor and Marlon Brando.

By Frank Lake on June 25, 2011

LOS ANGELES – Al Gore wants to combat global warming by controlling the population – sterilizing women.

By Frank Lake on June 24, 2011

HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian cloned herself. The clone is named Melissa Molinaro and she’ dating Reggie Bush.

By Tap Vann on June 24, 2011

A new study reveals that living in a city causes severe mental illness.