BLAGO TRIES TO BRIBE JUDGE
CHICAGO – After Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on 17 counts today, he tried to bribe the judge in court.
Monthly Archives: June 2011
YANKEES BUY THE DODGERS!
The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy today – and the NY Yankees quickly bought the team.
ALIEN CONCERT FOR END OF WORLD
DENVER – A all-star concert for extraterrestrials is being planned for 2012 – the apocalypse.
BAT BOY – THE TRAILER
Watch the trailer for Bat Boy: Going Mutant!
WORLD’S UGLIEST DOG
A chihuahua has won the World’s Ugliest Dog competition.
MICHAEL JACKSON – SECOND ANNIVERSARY
On the second anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death he was spotted in Ohio with Liz Taylor and Marlon Brando.
AL GORE: STERILIZE WOMEN UNDER 25
LOS ANGELES – Al Gore wants to combat global warming by controlling the population – sterilizing women.
KIM KARDASHIAN CLONE
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian cloned herself. The clone is named Melissa Molinaro and she’ dating Reggie Bush.
STUDY: CITIES CAUSE MENTAL ILLNESS
A new study reveals that living in a city causes severe mental illness.
SLUTWALK: THE MOVEMENT GROWS
“Slutwalk” is becoming a major worldwide movement.
