Monthly Archives: December 2010

BENGALS WANT THEIR FANS DRUNK

By Frank Lake on December 29, 2010

CINCINNATI – The Cincinnati Bengals announced that they want all their fans drunk by kickoff at all future home games.

By Frank Lake on December 28, 2010

LEBANON, KY – A man shot and killed a chupacabra in Kentucky!

By Pierce Blodyn on December 28, 2010

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Elton John Becomes a Dad, adopts space alien.

By Tap Vann on December 28, 2010

NEW JERSEY – Donna Simpson is closing in on her quest to be The World’s Fattest Woman!

By Pierce Blodyn on December 28, 2010

ST. CLOUD, Minn. – Flickering ceiling lights relay internet data and cure migraines, but they cause seizures.

By Tap Vann on December 28, 2010

SEOUL – Robots are now teaching English to students in South Korea.

By Frank Lake on December 28, 2010

JERUSALEM – Israeli archaeologists said Monday they found the earliest evidence yet for the existence of modern man.

By Tap Vann on December 27, 2010

BROOKLYN HEIGHTS – During the blizzard, Mayor Bloomberg ordered the NYC Sanitation Department to destroy cars.

By Pierce Blodyn on December 27, 2010

JINAN, China – A Robot Waiters in China has gone rogue – and is killing customers!

By Frank Lake on December 27, 2010

ARGENTINA – The appearance of The Albino Tree has citizens of Argentina, and the world, hopeful for 2011.