CINCINNATI – The Cincinnati Bengals announced that they want all their fans drunk by kickoff at all future home games.
Monthly Archives: December 2010
LEBANON, KY – A man shot and killed a chupacabra in Kentucky!
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Elton John Becomes a Dad, adopts space alien.
NEW JERSEY – Donna Simpson is closing in on her quest to be The World’s Fattest Woman!
ST. CLOUD, Minn. – Flickering ceiling lights relay internet data and cure migraines, but they cause seizures.
SEOUL – Robots are now teaching English to students in South Korea.
JERUSALEM – Israeli archaeologists said Monday they found the earliest evidence yet for the existence of modern man.
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS – During the blizzard, Mayor Bloomberg ordered the NYC Sanitation Department to destroy cars.
JINAN, China – A Robot Waiters in China has gone rogue – and is killing customers!
ARGENTINA – The appearance of The Albino Tree has citizens of Argentina, and the world, hopeful for 2011.