I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape! Poor Miss California deserved to win that beauty contest.
Month: April 2009
KAZAKHSTAN BUILDING ALIEN EMBASSY
ASTANA – Kazakhstan is attempting to be the first nation to publicly welcome extraterrestrial visitors!
400-YEAR-OLD CAT FOUND
DEVON, UK – During some renovation work, a funeral director found quite a surprise behind the wall of his cottage.
TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE DAY
In celebration of Shakespeare’s 445th birthday, today is the annual Talk Like Shakespeare Day! Do you need a little help speaking like the Bard?
PhD APE GROUP THERAPY: LOHAN, BOYLE AND DOG
HAMPTONS, NY – The demands on his time proving to be too great this week for individual attention, PhD invited three of his clients to a group therapy session at his posh oceanside retreat.
IMF PREDICTS SEVERE RECESSION
WASHINGTON, DC – The IMF predicts a shrinking world economy over the next few years. This troubling news sent lard and cornmeal futures skyrocketing.
THE HOBBIT SPECIES
STONY BROOK, NY – A skeleton cast of the possibly new species nicknamed “The Hobbit” has gone on display for the first time.
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WEBSTER, MA – Massachussettes officials have admitted that some signs pointing to the famous lake are spelled wrong.
THE POPE CELEBRATES EARTH DAY
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican announced that the Pope received an angelic visit confirming that today, April 22nd, is in fact the anniversary of the creation of Earth.