ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE PEREZ HILTON!
I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape! Poor Miss California deserved to win that beauty contest.
Monthly Archives: April 2009
KAZAKHSTAN BUILDING ALIEN EMBASSY
ASTANA – Kazakhstan is attempting to be the first nation to publicly welcome extraterrestrial visitors!
400-YEAR-OLD CAT FOUND
DEVON, UK – During some renovation work, a funeral director found quite a surprise behind the wall of his cottage.
TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE DAY
In celebration of Shakespeare’s 445th birthday, today is the annual Talk Like Shakespeare Day! Do you need a little help speaking like the Bard?
PhD APE GROUP THERAPY: LOHAN, BOYLE AND DOG
HAMPTONS, NY – The demands on his time proving to be too great this week for individual attention, PhD invited three of his clients to a group therapy session at his posh oceanside retreat.
IMF PREDICTS SEVERE RECESSION
WASHINGTON, DC – The IMF predicts a shrinking world economy over the next few years. This troubling news sent lard and cornmeal futures skyrocketing.
THE HOBBIT SPECIES
STONY BROOK, NY – A skeleton cast of the possibly new species nicknamed “The Hobbit” has gone on display for the first time.
10 WORST IDEAS IN THE HISTORY OF SCIENCE
Cut Florida in half, blow up Alaska with atom bombs or two icebergs to California, and what do you have? Some of the worst scientific schemes ever!
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WEBSTER, MA – Massachussettes officials have admitted that some signs pointing to the famous lake are spelled wrong.
THE POPE CELEBRATES EARTH DAY
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican announced this morning that the Pope received an angelic visit confirming that today, April 22nd, is in fact the anniversary of the creation of Earth.
