HEADLINES

CLOUD TSUNAMI

Posted on 12 February 2012
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PANAMA CITY, FL – A cloud tsunami hit Panama City Beach, causing considerable damage.

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WOOLY MAMMOTH SPOTTED IN RUSSIA!

Posted on 11 February 2012
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SIBERIA – A wooly mammoth has been spotted roaming the tundra of Siberia!

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KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE!

Posted on 10 February 2012
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ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.

Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.

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ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY

Posted on 10 February 2012
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Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.

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VALENTINES SPECIAL! 4 E-BOOKS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

Posted on 10 February 2012
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Four tell-all e-books for the price of one!

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ZOO RESORTS TO ALL-PIZZA DIET FOR ANIMALS

Posted on 10 February 2012
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COLUMBUS, OH – One Ohio zoo-owner is slicing costs in a unique way.

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THE FOOTPRINT OF GOD

Posted on 10 February 2012
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Religious leaders will soon reveal the location of this sacred place.

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EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON JULY 21, 2012!

Posted on 10 February 2012
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NASA scientists reportedly have confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of 2012.

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OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION

Posted on 10 February 2012
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WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.

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BETHLEHEM PROPHECIES

Posted on 09 February 2012
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COLOGNE, Germany – This may be the most important find since the Dead Sea Scrolls!

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