CLEVELAND, OH – The victim of this year’s infamous chimp attack has finally revealed her face to the public.

In celebration of Veterans Day, check out these facts you may have never heard before.

LONDON – TV channel Sky One broadcast a live seance where the host tried to contact Michael Jackson’s ghost!

ORLANDO, FL – The astronaut at the center of 2007’s bizarre NASA love triangle has agreed to a plea bargain.

ST. LOUIS, MO – Growing hysteria over 2012 has led to a stunning new book that reveals Jesus’ words as coded prophecies!

NEW YORK, NY – An arbitration panel ruled in favor of the owner of a Glenn Beck parody site called glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com.

What is this pitiful monster doing in this week’s Freak of the Week contest?

WASHINGTON, DC – A wild deer was attacked after jumping into a lion enclosure!

GENEVA – A panel of distinguished psychiatrists spent four years reviewing the Bible to uncover what makes God tick.

We have a three-way tie!