RUSSIANS SHOOT DOWN UFO
GOOTANS TURN SOLDIERS INTO STONE! WASHINGTON — Soviet troops shot down a low-flying UFO in Siberia. But the aliens on board – Gootans – got their revenge by turning 23 … READ MORE
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SELF-DRIVING CAR KEEPS DRIVING ITSELF BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER
It’s common for car owners to have a hard time emotionally letting go of their vehicles. But a St. Louis Missouri man’s self-driving car has flipped the script – it … READ MORE
SANTA HIRES OUTSIDE PROTECTION THIS YEAR!
WILL WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS SAVE CHRISTMAS? It was just about a week ago that this WWN stalwart received a strange phone call. “Brick? This is Santa Claus. I need your … READ MORE
WWN ANNOUNCES FIRST “WEEKLY WORLD NEWS NFT”
Weekly World News NFT Collection launches on OpenSea on Monday, Nov. 29th, 2021 at High Noon ET New York, NY, United States – November 23, 2021 – Weekly World News, the … READ MORE
SWEDES INVENT ANTIFREEZE FOR HUMANS!
YOU CAN SUNBATHE AT 20 DEGREES BELOW ZERO! Swedish scientists have developed an astonishing new pill that renders the human body immune to cold weather, a leading Swiss chemist reports. … READ MORE
MAN GETTING DIVORCED HIRES “THE BEST” LAWYER – THE WOMAN HE’S DIVORCING
A New Mexico surgeon going through a nasty divorce decided he needed the best lawyer he could find – so he’s hired the wife he’s divorcing! “In fifteen years of … READ MORE
VIKINGS EXPRESS DISMAY AT NOT BEING INVITED TO THANKSGIVING
Anthropologists recently confirmed that Vikings reached the shores of North America one thousand years ago. They also confirmed that these Nordic explorers felt dissed. Apparently, they weren’t invited to the … READ MORE
CHEAP-O GENEALOGY SITE TELLS MAN HE’S DESCENDED FROM HIS MOTHER
A Tennessee man searching for his “roots” went to the discount genealogy website WhoMe?.com only to be informed that he was descended from his mother. “I already figured that out,” … READ MORE
THE SOUNDS OF QUARANTINE
Weekly World News releases its first album When the coronavirus quarantine was first declared, Boyce Day, a Weekly World News reporter (you’ve seen his pieces on the site for years), … READ MORE
WEREWOLF ESCAPES FROM ALABAMA PRISON!
FEROCIOUS BEAST LEAVES TRAIL OF TERROR IN DEEP SOUTH! A savage, snarling werewolf has escaped from prison! The werewolf viciously attacked seven cops and overturned a police cruiser in Mobile, … READ MORE