RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVESTOCK Oklahoma residents are in a panic after reports of strange creatures known as “chupacabras” terrorizing the suburban town of Edmond. Eyewitnesses describe the beasts as … READ MORE
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the … READ MORE
The Tao Te Ching and the Three Stooges may seem like an unlikely pairing, but upon closer examination, it becomes clear that these two seemingly disparate sources of wisdom have … READ MORE
Ogg, a young caveman, was huddled in his cave, trying to stay warm. As he sat there shivering, he had an idea. “Why can’t I have a device that can … READ MORE
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“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab … READ MORE
“YOU SAW HER. YOU GOT HER. NOW, WHAT?” Not satisfied with delivering such cultural milestones as roller boogie, New Age cults, the Marvel Universe and Ronald Reagan to the world, … READ MORE
