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NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR!
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman … READ MORE
DID ALIENS PART THE RED SEA?
ANOTHER BIBLICAL MYSTERY SOLVED? Bible scholars and other researchers have speculated about everything from earthquakes and volcanic eruptions to passing comets. They’ve done this in an effort to provide a … READ MORE
ZOOLOGIST CLAIMS BAT BOY WAS CREATED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT!
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. … READ MORE
ARE YOU DATING A WITCH?
PROFESSOR SAYS THAT THERE ARE MORE HUMAN-WITCH COUPLES THAN YOU’D THINK. Professor Julio Chinchilla, holds up a copy of his new book, “That Voodoo That You Do To Me,” and … READ MORE
BLONDIE SONG “RAPTURE” PREDICTED ALIEN ATTACK!
LEGENDARY ROCK BAND WAS BLONDSTRADAMUS!! The 1980 Blondie song, “Rapture,” hailed in its time as a pioneering hybrid of disco, New Wave, funk, and hip-hop, is now in the headlines again—this time … READ MORE
DILBERT CARTOONIST IS THE SON OF A GREEK GOD!
And his mother was a Muse World-famous cartoonist and satirist Scott Adams recently returned from a long trip in Santorini, Greece where he was seen levitating and laughing at almost all of their … READ MORE
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO CHERUB!
“IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A BIG PIGEON,” SAYS UNIMPRESSED DAD. For all those that don’t believe in miracles, they should visit the home of Vinnie and Darla D’Vine. Located in … READ MORE
HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS
OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that … READ MORE
NY METS ACE JACOB deGROM IS AN ALIEN!
Yes, all rumors have been confirmed! Weekly World News has the exclusive! The NY Mets star pitcher Jacob deGrom is an alien. “He throws 120 MPH in the bullpen, he … READ MORE