THE LESTER CAINE REPORT
GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS Award-Winning Weekly World News reporter, Lester Caine, takes to the streets …
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WWN THEME SONG
Sal Donato plays the Weekly World News theme song Sal Donato has been performing the …
SEVEN-YEAR-OLD DECLARES HIMSELF “ABOVE” SCHOOL LAW
BURLAP, NJ – Ronald Bunk, a 7-year-old transfer student to Our Lady of Angst School …
FAA ALLOWS SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION
GWYNETH PALTROW SUPPORTS DECISION! DENVER, CO – The FAA shocked travelers worldwide this morning when …
EVERY SNOWFLAKE NOW A DRONE!
WHEN YOU’RE WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND, BE CAREFUL: YOU’RE BEING WATCHED. As part of …
THE JERSEY DEVIL REAPPEARS!
HE ORDERS TAKE-OUT, STIFFS DELIVERY BOY New Jersey’s legendary large, beaked and winged Jersey Devil …
ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
After years of speculation the truth can finally be told: Elvis Presley not only faked …
PSYCHIC BATTING A THOUSAND!
HER 2020 PREDICTIONS ALREADY CAME TRUE! Before last week, Madame Florence, a psychic from rural …
IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS
“It could be bigger than this past Christmas season!” enthused entrepreneur Wink DePalma, president and …
MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST
THE WORLD’S FIRST! Hi! I’m Susie, the world’s best .. well, to be fair (and …