MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!

Posted on 20 December 2011
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LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

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BAT BOY CAPTURED FOR HALLOWEEN!

Posted on 05 October 2011
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NEW YORK, NY- Take Bat Boy home this Halloween with a special bundle!

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TUPAC IS ALIVE

Posted on 31 May 2011
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NEW ZEALAND – PBS reported that the rapper Tupac Shakur was sighted in New Zealand this weekend.

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CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL

Posted on 11 March 2010
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FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!

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SNOW-BAMA

Posted on 26 February 2010
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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama held a bipartisan Health Care Summit in Washington yesterday. To keep opposing factions together he summoned the snow gods to bring a blizzard!

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APOLO OHNO AND BODE MILLER OLYMPIC SCANDAL

Posted on 22 February 2010
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VANCOUVER – Apolo Ohno and Bode Miller have broken records and shocked experts with their Olympic performances. Mutating gamma radiation is suspected to have been used.

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CURLING HIPSTERS

Posted on 19 February 2010
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BROOKLYN, NY – Curling soars in popularity and has become the new trend among the hippest of America’s youth!

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EVAN BAYH RETIREMENT

Posted on 16 February 2010
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Senator Evan Bayh will not seek re-election this year. Citing an overly partisan climate in Washington he has decided to return to his home planet!

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DEBRA MEDINA

Posted on 12 February 2010
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HOUSTON, TX – Debra Medina self destructs on the Glenn Beck show. Glenn Beck destructs right back.

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YETIS ON EAST COAST

Posted on 11 February 2010
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Half of America declared a Snow Day on Wednesday. Yetis were spotted all along the east coast.

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