TUPAC IS ALIVE
NEW ZEALAND – PBS reported that the rapper Tupac Shakur was sighted in New Zealand this weekend.
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HISTORY OF FRIDAY THE 13TH
For years, Friday the 13th has had the stigma of being an unlucky day. Various sources contend as to why the day has been regarded with superstition.
HUNGER GAMES INSPIRES “GLADIATOR STYLE” TV
“The Hunger Games” inspires Reality TV stars to fight to the death!
MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
BAT BOY CAPTURED FOR HALLOWEEN!
NEW YORK, NY- Take Bat Boy home this Halloween with a special bundle!
CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
SNOW-BAMA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama held a bipartisan Health Care Summit in Washington yesterday. To keep opposing factions together he summoned the snow gods to bring a blizzard!
APOLO OHNO AND BODE MILLER OLYMPIC SCANDAL
VANCOUVER – Apolo Ohno and Bode Miller have broken records and shocked experts with their Olympic performances. Mutating gamma radiation is suspected to have been used.
CURLING HIPSTERS
BROOKLYN, NY – Curling soars in popularity and has become the new trend among the hippest of America’s youth!
EVAN BAYH RETIREMENT
WASHINGTON D.C. – Senator Evan Bayh will not seek re-election this year. Citing an overly partisan climate in Washington he has decided to return to his home planet!
