Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
Austrians claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them master intergalactic flight by 2012!
Austrians claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them master intergalactic flight by 2012!
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated
New cracks have appeared in the 61-year cover-up of a fatal UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico
“After spending decades trying to decipher crop circles, we have found they are nothing more than obscenity-laced insults”