Elected by a landslide But now the Loch Ness monster has been discovered in a different place entirely—the US Congress. Scientists have revealed that Eric Golladay (R-ID), a first-term Congressman who was elected in a landslide, is actually the famous Loch Ness monster. “He was wearing a hat, so at first it wasn’t clear,” said Lucille Jenkins, a researcher. “And his … READ MORE
“WHY SHOULD GODZILLA MAKE ALL THE MONEY?” Scotland’s Loch Ness is most famous for its legendary and very reclusive monster. But all that is about to change. Nessie has signed a three-picture deal with Disney. Rising up out of the murky Loch waters, Nessie faces the official WWN dinghy, accompanied by her lawyer in another … READ MORE
Looks can be deceiving! A research teach from Japan was at Loch Ness this week, in the Scottish Highlands, to prove a point. Why? Because the team believed that the Loch Ness monster, the silhouette-famous giant that dwells beneath the surface of the deep freshwater lake, is not only not a monster but is in … READ MORE
ASHTABULA, OH – Divers recently made a startling discovery proving the existence of The Lake Erie Monster. A team of Weekly World News reporters tracked down seven witnesses who have seen The Lake Erie Monster (also known as “Lemmie”) in the flesh! WWN reporters obtained audiotaped interviews with men and women who sighted Lemmie between … READ MORE
A UPS worker caught the heaviest and longest alligator in Mississippi over the weekend.
Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen headed to Alaska to find the mythic Kushtaka, which translates to “land ottter man.” Sheen went into the Alaska wilderness with his friend, Marla Palotta last week armed only with three cups … READ MORE
Russian scientists have found the jaws and skeleton”the Siberian Loch Ness monster.
