I guess the Teleprompter Kid has nothing better to do than get mad that not everybody loves him.
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GLENN BECK'S YOM KIPPUR
NEW YORK, NY – Glenn Beck tweeted about appropriating Yom Kippur as a day to pray “for the Republic.”
EMMY WINNERS 2009
LOS ANGELES – Last night the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences held the 2009 Emmy Awards. Weekly World News was on hand at the illustrious event.
GLENN BECK TIME COVER
NEW YORK, NY – The Left Wing is furious over inaccuracies in Time Magazine’s story on Glenn Beck. Independent research shows he is NOT king of a small Pacific island.
SOUTH OF THE BORDER
NEW YORK, NY – Oliver Stone premiered his new film about Hugo Chavez this weekend, with Chavez as his date.
ED ANGER: GOOD RIDDANCE, TED KENNEDY!
I’m happier than a Labrador Retriever at a wading pool!
FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
GLENN BECK’S COMEDY TOUR
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News commentator Glenn Beck is taking time out from his various news shows to do comedy.
ED ANGER SAYS: GLENN BECK IS CRAZIER THAN I AM!
I’m madder than a diabetic in a Dairy Queen at that Glenn Beck guy!