DEAR DOTTI: AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST!

MY FAKE VIDEO ADDICT HUSBAND Dear Dotti:My hubby is obsessed with this new AI video generator trend that’s blowing up everywhere. He spends all day making fake videos of me dancing with aliens or wrestling Bigfoot, and now our neighbors think I’m some kind of intergalactic freak show. Last week, he generated one where I’m … READ MORE

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE!

A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is about to address the members of the Emotional Support Animal Union.  “Fellow Comfort Creatures…” Pickles takes a long pause for effect, “We didn’t sign up for this! Many of you thought it would be an 8 hour a day job, … READ MORE

TOASTER PUPS ARE HERE!

NEW IN THE FROZEN PETS AISLE! The new range of freeze-dried household companions has hit the shelves in the Frozen pets aisle just in time for the holidays, and kids couldn’t be more thrilled! “I told the kids, we couldn’t get a full-time puppy” a mother of four found shopping recently told a reporter, “But … READ MORE

SLEEPY DOG – 2020 PREDICTIONS

Sleepy Dog is one of the leading canine psychics in the world and  Weekly World News has her exclusive predictions here.   She says 2020 will be the best year of our lives – and possibly the best year in the history of mankind! World peace. A booming American economy. Sensational weather.  Republicans and Democrats … READ MORE