Dr. Beak

IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER TAKES BOUNTY ON HIMSELF!

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In hiding due to mix-up in his memos In an awkward start to the year, Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has gone into hiding, having accidentally declared a $2 million dollar bounty on his own head. “We tried to tell him he was making a mistake,” a senior figure in the Revolutionary Guard told Weekly … READ MORE

TOASTER PUPS ARE HERE!

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NEW IN THE FROZEN PETS AISLE! The new range of freeze-dried household companions has hit the shelves in the Frozen pets aisle just in time for the holidays, and kids couldn’t be more thrilled! “I told the kids, we couldn’t get a full-time puppy” a mother of four found shopping recently told a reporter, “But … READ MORE