BEIJING – U.N. Extraterrestrial experts have confirmed that aliens are setting up camps in the Gobi desert – and they are growing by the day.
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WHITE HOUSE DENIES ALIEN ATTACK
The White House denied today that there is an alien invasion happening – but they are looking for aliens.
ALIEN ATTACK WEEKS AWAY!
Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth. Governments around the globe are preparing for war!
UFOS OVER NFL GAMES
There have been numerous reports of alien spaceships hovering over NFL games in the last two weeks.
7 BILLION HUMANS, 7 MILLION ALIENS!
MANILA – Today – the seven-billionth Earthling was born in the Philippines, and the seven millionth alien was born in New Mexico.
DR. PHIL WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION
LOS ANGELES – Dr. Phil announced on his show that there is an alien invasion under way and we must all prepare!
KANSAS CITY UFO
KANSAS CITY, MO – At intersection of routes 470 and 40 – a UFO has been hovering for days!
SPACE BUNKER BUILT FOR COMING ALIEN ATTACK
MOSCOW – The Russians and the Chinese have built a space bunker – a new space station – in case the alien attack destroys Earth.
ALIEN ABDUCTION CAPTURED ON NIGHT VISION CAMERA
SANTE FE, NM – An alien was caught with a night vision camera – in the act of abducting a woman from her home.