TRANSILL, AL – Everyone in these parts knew that Vladdy-Joe Crump made moonshine in a cave below Dexter Mountain. And they knew he was a little strange. They all knew he was vampire!” “But everyone thought that was over. That Vladdy-Joe was in hiding – permanently. But it looks like he has returned!” said Transill … READ MORE
Weekly World News would like to thank its amazing fans and supporters for their generous pledges to our successful Kickstarter campaign. Your support has allowed WWN to return to print for the first time since 2007! May this be the start of a glorious new era! 3DCB, Aaron Henning, Aaron Jamieson, Abbie Shreves, Abby Neumeyer, … READ MORE
THE UNTOLD TOLL OF LOCKDOWN I’ve been feeling an uptick in paranormal energy. The free-floating wandering kind. I’m sure you’ve noticed it, too. To find out what’s been going on I contacted Charlie Mason of The Veil, an elite ghost hunting team. He confirmed what I’d been sensing. “We’re getting a lot more ghost hunting … READ MORE
UNLIKE WEREWOLVES, WEREMEN ARE WOLVES WHO CHANGE INTO HUMANS WHEN THE MOON IS FULL AND BRIGHT! The floor of the darkened forest, with its thin tendrils of mist grasping towards the treetops, slowly grows brighter as a full moon begins to rise. Five large gray wolves impassively face this WWN reporter and my companion, their … READ MORE
Vampire on Wheels Wows Crowds! Ever since he was young, Count Alexandru Craioveanu had a thing for American culture. “Call me Alex,” he says. “That’s a start. I can’t get with the long names, the final u’s. Just plain old Alex.” Being “plain old” anything has been a lifelong struggle. Alex’s father, a disgraced Romanian … READ MORE
“IS THAT NOSE UGLY OR WHAT?” CANCELLED! MORE TV SHAKE-UPS ON THE WAY Hello from Hollyweird boys and girls. Fall has come to Hollywood, which is turning out to be the same as summer and spring. Studios had thought they’d be up and running, again, and the pandemic would be over. Now, a lot of … READ MORE
GEORGIA WOMAN ADDS A SPECIAL INGREDIENT TO HER TASTY DISHES! Creative cook Marlene Boykin wants you to sink your teeth into something really delicious: mouth-watering dishes made with toothpaste! The Georgia lawyer says cakes, cookies, gelatin, iced tea, and even sweet potatoes can be combined with ordinary mint-flavored toothpaste for extra zest and interest. What’s … READ MORE
AND IT’S RUN BY WEIRD KIDS! Slim Dubrow and his brother, Pickens, lean next to their battered pick-up truck adjacent to a nameless Kansas field. They have a tale to tell. The brothers were digging a well on their farmland when, suddenly, all the equipment, as well as the two brothers, were sucked into a … READ MORE
AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN ADVICE COLUMNIST! I’m back! I got tired of sitting around looking at my cats and watching the world go to hell. I figured I’d get back to work, helping Americans sort out their lives. So here’s my newest batch of advice for those who keep on sending me questions. I hope I … READ MORE
In 1886 The Statue of Liberty was commissioned in New York City. The dazzling dame was a gift from the French government and soon became an icon of the United States and freedom in general. For 134 years her strong profile, long arms, and bright light comforted strangers arriving on our shores and stirred feelings … READ MORE