TERROR WATCH LIST INCLUDES BAT BOY
WASHINGTON, DC – The Department of Justice has concluded that the FBI’s “Terror Watch List” has more than 24,000 Americans, including Bat Boy, incorrectly included.
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TAX EXTENSION FOR BAT BOY
CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!
SOMETHING FOR EVERY BAT BOY
BOSTON, MA – A local citizen decided to spice up Pepsi’s new ad campaign banners in Boston’s South Station with Bat Boy.
BAT BOY T-SHIRT
Bat Boy, Bigfoot, the Alien and more are sighted on the new Weekly World News t-shirts!
UGLY BAT BOY MEETS NAMESAKE
MANCHESTER, NH – An odd-looking cat called “Ugly Bat Boy” was revealed to the world last week. But is he related to Bat Boy in more than just name?
BAT BOY THE MUSICAL
“Big laughs…It’s remarkable what intelligent wit can accomplish – a jaggedly imaginative mix of skewering humor and energetic glee.” NY Times
STANFORD FOUND BY BAT BOY
ARLINGTON, VA – Billionaire-on-the-run Allen Stanford has been located and taken into custody, all thanks to Bat Boy.
BAT BOY BLAMED FOR JOAQUIN’S BEHAVIOR
UPDATE: As Weekly World News previously revealed, Joaquin Phoenix decided to partner with Bat Boy in his new musical career. And now Joaquin’s friends are blaming his odd behavior on the little mutant!
