“ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, I’M DISAPPOINTED,” SAYS MAN. It’s not very often that a civilian is invited into Groom Lake, which is the official title of Area 51. It’s the most restricted area in America. The only civilians allowed on base are those who have had an alien encounter or someone who had single-handedly thwarted … READ MORE
AND HIS HOUSE IS EVEN WORSE! (EDITOR’S NOTE: WWN is publishing this story because the world needs to know about it – although we vowed to Brick Rivers not to do so. We assure his fans that he’s on the mend after an encounter with very tiny sharp objects.) It’s not often that WWN finds … READ MORE
A Fiery Force To Be Reckoned With Weekly World News is proud to introduce our latest Page 5 Honey – Angella Katherine aka “@jawngella”. Angella is a Flatbush Brooklyn born and raised actress, model, TV/media personality & entrepreneur! Her SELF CARE line “AKIN by Katherine”, uses 100% natural and organic ingredients. It features hand made lipglosses, skin/hair/ … READ MORE
“By the time authorities noticed, the trail had gone cold.” The Federal Bureau of Investigation confirmed that Delaware, the seventh-largest broiler chicken exporter in the nation, has mysteriously disappeared. Eight days after receiving a tip from a concerned citizen, authorities arrived at the Maryland/Delaware border. There they found a gaping hole in the ground where … READ MORE
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up to Vincent Gardini’s vintage woody wagon in Los Angeles’ Diamond District, forcing him onto the sidewalk, Gardini was shocked. “I was shocked,” he recalls. When two masked passengers leaped out of the van, training their semi-automatic weapons on Gardini, pulling … READ MORE
Lead to to major vote count delays Weekly World News confirmed that vote-counting delays in several Georgia election districts were the result of a hiring snafu. In the months leading up to the election, a personnel recruiting firm mistakenly advertised for pole workers. Patriotic Georgians quickly inundated the firm with applications. “We were amazed … READ MORE
He’s No Longer “the BEST Golfer Ever“ He had 11 Holes-in-One In His First Round and Still Lost! Three weeks ago, Ginnie-Su Kim, North Korea’s only female professional golfer witnessed Kim Jong-un’s remarkable first round of golf. He scored an unbelievable 11 Aces! Some of the best golfers in the world play for decades and … READ MORE
Every day courtrooms across the country hear child support cases. One parent files against the other for financial support of a child. When a parent gets behind in their payments, or doesn’t fulfill their court ordered obligations, they are in jeopardy of legal trouble. Sadly, it’s not an uncommon story anymore. But a Washington State … READ MORE
Clairvoyant Swine Predicts Stocks Over the years many animals have tried their hand at the stock market. Chimps and other apes seem to be the best at it, though octopi and the occasional parrot has also proven to be talented prognosticators. But until now, there has never been a genius stock-picking pig. Meet Combo. Combo, a … READ MORE
“IS THAT NOSE UGLY OR WHAT?” CANCELLED! MORE TV SHAKE-UPS ON THE WAY Hello from Hollyweird boys and girls. Fall has come to Hollywood, which is turning out to be the same as summer and spring. Studios had thought they’d be up and running, again, and the pandemic would be over. Now, a lot of … READ MORE