Alien abductions can be quite traumatic. But they don’t have to be. These tips, gathered over decades of WWN research and personal experience, will help make your next close encounter feel less like an alien invasion—for you and for the advanced beings who plucked you from the cornfield. Leave the tinfoil hats at home If … READ MORE
SHE BLAMES DATING APP Like many single people, Sadie Lamar’s life was turned upside down because of the pandemic, but she never thought that she’d be stalked through NYC by a Russian nuclear submarine. Sadie, identifying herself as a part-time pole-dancer but a full-time entrepreneur, blames herself. Lonely, she decided to turn to the Internet … READ MORE
Vice President Mike Pence is a cyborg and we’ve got the photograph that proves it. The stark, black-and-white picture clearly shows Pence with the back of his head peeled back, revealing a hidden matrix of wires, circuit boards and chips that enable him to move, speak and think almost as if he were human. But … READ MORE
Miracle mom Maja Olofsson made medical history when she went into labor prematurely – and gave birth to a baker’s dozen, 13 baby boys and girls! Incredibly, all 13 of the infants survived the December 7th delivery. They are already home from the hospital with their mother, a 32-year-old yoga instructor. They are in excellent … READ MORE
To Our Amazing Weekly World News Family, As the year 2020 comes to a close we want to express our deep gratitude to those of you who have been with us on our journey through this difficult year. Our tireless Weekly World News crew has worked hard to keep the stories coming, to keep the … READ MORE
GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS TOO MUCH FOR THEM TO HANDLE 2020 has been a challenging, year for most people across the globe. And it’s not quite over yet. There’s been a great deal of collateral Covid 19 damage. With so many folks in forced or voluntary WFH (Work From Home) status, overworked appliances have been getting … READ MORE
A psychic has the bad news! Every year, Henrietta Halvorson spends December thinking about January. It’s her job—Halvorson, better known as “Ri The Magnificent,” is a popular newspaper psychic whose column, “Ri-Run,” is syndicated in more than three hundred newspapers and digital outlets around the country. This year, Halvorson did what she always does on … READ MORE
The secretive organization, The Illuminati, has refused admission to billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates Some feel the organization is completely fictional but others believe the Illuminati controls all media except the Weekly World News. Many say they are responsible for historic events such as the Kennedy assassination. Some say the Illuminati forced Taco Bell to remove … READ MORE
THEY EVEN HAVE CREDIT CARDS! Walmart has nearly 5,000 stores in America, but only ONE can claim mountain gorillas as regular customers. When WWN heard about these extraordinary customers, we reached an agreement with the chain to report about this but keep the location secret. An hour later, this reporter landed in front of the … READ MORE
DEVIL DEMANDS REFUND! Over the years, Weekly World News has encountered the Devil aka “Lucifer,” “Satan” and “Scratch” in stories that have spanned the globe. When this reporter received a call from “Lou Scratch,” he realized that it would be a devil of a tale to report. And, so, hours later, this reporter found himself … READ MORE