PBS reported that the rapper Tupac Shakur was sighted in Tasmania this weekend.
Chupacabras Terrorize Suburban TULSA
RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVESTOCK Oklahoma residents are in a panic after reports of strange creatures known as “chupacabras” terrorizing the suburban town of Edmond. Eyewitnesses describe the beasts as having razor-sharp teeth, glowing eyes, and the ability to suck the life out of their prey. The chupacabras have been spotted attacking local farms, leaving … READ MORE
ZOMBIE DOGS ATTACK
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the streets. Eyewitnesses say that over the last three weeks, the pack of dogs grew from two to over forty. At first, the authorities thought it … READ MORE
THE TAO OF THE THREE STOOGES
The Tao Te Ching and the Three Stooges may seem like an unlikely pairing, but upon closer examination, it becomes clear that these two seemingly disparate sources of wisdom have much to teach us. The Tao Te Ching, the ancient Chinese text that espouses the principles of the Tao, or the way, teaches us to … READ MORE
CAVEMEN INVENTED THE SMARTPHONE!
Ogg, a young caveman, was huddled in his cave, trying to stay warm. As he sat there shivering, he had an idea. “Why can’t I have a device that can keep me warm and connected to my fellow cavemen?” Ogg thought to himself. And so, Ogg set to work. He gathered sticks and stones and … READ MORE
HOW TO TALK TO TIME-TRAVELERS
Are you nervous about talking to time-travelers? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here are some tips for making small talk with these mysterious beings from the past and future: AND MORE TIPS FOR CHATTING WITH YOUR TIME-TRAVELING FRIENDS 6. Don’t ask about the future. Time travelers are sworn to secrecy about the events of … READ MORE
ANTI-CHRISTMAS CULT BUSTED IN BUFFALO!
“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab are slowly turning into torrents of ice…soon to be snow – a lot of it. The truck makes its way through the maelstrom. It’s thirty … READ MORE