HAIRLESS HAWAIIAN GIANT TERRORIZES LOCAL FISHERMAN HONOLULU, HI — Weekly World News has tracked many bizarre creatures over the years, from Bat Boy to Bigfoot. But none has been quite so unusual as the lonely creature that roams these beautiful South Pacific beaches at night, ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN! “He’s a beachcomber you don’t want to meet,” … READ MORE
Religious Groups Fight for Ownership MOAB, UTAH — The lost Sandals of Jesus, missing for over 2,000 years, have been found! An intrepid Vatican treasure hunter stunned every biblical when he found them in Utah! Hundreds of devout pilgrims are flocking to see the holy relics in Utah. Many Utah citizens have claimed that after … READ MORE
“THE PENTAGON WANTS TO CREATE A BATTALION OF HEROES!” The U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, PA, has strongly advised the Pentagon to create hundreds or even thousands of Bat Boy clones to serve in ALL branches of the military. If the bold but controversial plan is enacted, War college analysts are convinced the army … READ MORE
…AND WILL COME TO A HALT IN 3 YEARS, WARN SCIENTISTS ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — Worried scientists say they have detected a significant slowing of our planet’s rotation — and predict the Earth will stop spinning altogether in as little as three years! The slowdown will lead to steadily longer days and nights and could cause … READ MORE
Archaeologists make a startling discovery! ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ “Turns out it was,” says Phoenix Institute archaeologist professor Rupert Valt. City workers found the proof in an old earthen jar. They were digging a sewer … READ MORE
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to report paranormal activity. This far exceeds their portion of the adult population. “For decades Baby Boomers have been our biggest reporting bloc,” says FBI researcher … READ MORE
Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!! START YOUR DAY WITH BAT BOY COFFEE!! CELEBRATE NATIONAL BAT BOY DAY with some SNAZZY BAT BOY SOCKS!!
Americans Push to Make June 23rd National Bat Boy Day! Supporters Encouraged to Contact Elected Representativesto Voice Support for a National Bat Boy Day New York, NY – June 23, 2022 – Weekly World News (WWN) celebrates the 30thanniversary of its ground-breaking June 23, 1992 cover story “Bat Child Found In Cave.”WWN introduced the half-human, … READ MORE
Man Can Charge Phones In His Hand! Albert Andillo didn’t want his daughter Ana to have a smartphone. It was a battle that Andillo—like millions of other American parents—lost. “She’s fourteen now,” said Andillo. “When she was eleven, my wife and I told her that she wouldn’t even have a phone until she was fifteen. … READ MORE
NEW FINDINGS WILL SHOCK YOU! How fast do you think? Is it true that the smarter a person is, the harder he is to understand? Here are some of the answers science has discovered to these and other questions about intelligence. Q. How fast do you think? A. Most people think at the rate of … READ MORE