CAN A VAMPIRE BE A ZOMBIE?
How can a VAMPIRE also be a Zombie? We turn to WWN reporter Foxington Delaware for the answer.
HOGZILLA TO bECOME RON DESANTIS’ MEATBALL CHEF!
The hybrid wild hog and domestic pig is “ecstatic” to be in the kitchen of the Florida Governor. The legendary Hogzilla has been spotted out of the wilds of Alapaha, Georgia! Followers of this famous cryptid were caught by surprise when Hogzilla was found in the kitchen of Florida’s Governor, Ron DeSantis. That’s right, folks! … READ MORE
THE SANDS OF TIME
Hawaiian Man Has Cracked the Island’s Deepest Mystery A mental hospital sits in the midst of a dense forest. “You can’t get through the treeline without two flashlights,” says Darius Shiflett. Shiflett, by profession a short-order cook, is also the unofficial historian of the facility, which locals call the Pineapple Bin but is more formally … READ MORE
GOAT YOGA: not the greatest of all time
Goat Yoga is the hottest trend in fitness and wellness. But recently it was deemed as not “the greatest of all time” by a recent study. The study, conducted by the Institute of Silly Studies, found that goats are actually quite uncoordinated. They often get in the way of practitioners trying to perfect their poses. … READ MORE
Bigfoot’s Unforgettable Memorial Day Picnic Extravaganza!
The Elusive Sasquatch Reveals Hidden Talent for Grilling and Chilling! Deep in the heart of the Pacific Northwest, amidst the towering evergreens, a scene unfolded on Memorial Day that left witnesses astonished. Bigfoot was spotted organizing the most epic picnic celebration ever seen! Armed with an apron and spatula, this elusive legend showcased an unexpectedly … READ MORE
BEAVERS BUILD DAM FROM RANSACKED REMAINS!
MACABRE MANITOBA BEAVERS TURN GRAVE ROBBERS A tip from Canadian buckwheat farmer Bertie Gourdeau led Weekly World News to a grisly discovery. It is at the edge of his sprawling property: a 200-meter-long beaver dam made entirely from human bones. Countless skulls, femurs, ribs, limbs with grasping hands still intact, and even artificial hips were … READ MORE
AIRLINES TO OFFER OUTDOOR SEATING?!
I’LL HAVE A WING, PLEASE! As the country struggles to get back to work post-pandemic, industries are learning to cope by adapting. Service industries are promoting new cleaning practices. Retail stores are limiting attendance. And restaurants are welcoming diners back, but not allowing them inside—rather, there’s a resurgence of outdoor dining, with sidewalk tables set up under … READ MORE
HOW TO SURVIVE ANY DISASTER
You can survive almost any emergency, from a savage dog attack to a falling comet fragment, but keeping your wits, says experts!
NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR!
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman Bishara in what is believed to be man’s first encounter with a prehistoric life-form! That’s the word from Dr. Bo Goodlatt, who says that the … READ MORE
EASTER BUNNY UNION CANCELS EASTER DELIVERIES!
“We tried using facemasks. It was like hopping around in a big sack!” says union president. Jack Bunny, the head of the American Easter Bunny Union, has officially cancelled all Easter egg deliveries this year. “We are sorry to announce this,” said Mr. Bunny. “We really tried everything to avoid this. We tried wearing standard-sized … READ MORE