Ogg, a young caveman, was huddled in his cave, trying to stay warm. As he sat there shivering, he had an idea. “Why can’t I have a device that can keep me warm and connected to my fellow cavemen?” Ogg thought to himself. And so, Ogg set to work. He gathered sticks and stones and … READ MORE
Are you nervous about talking to time-travelers? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here are some tips for making small talk with these mysterious beings from the past and future: AND MORE TIPS FOR CHATTING WITH YOUR TIME-TRAVELING FRIENDS 6. Don’t ask about the future. Time travelers are sworn to secrecy about the events of … READ MORE
“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab are slowly turning into torrents of ice…soon to be snow – a lot of it. The truck makes its way through the maelstrom. It’s thirty … READ MORE
“YOU SAW HER. YOU GOT HER. NOW, WHAT?” Not satisfied with delivering such cultural milestones as roller boogie, New Age cults, the Marvel Universe and Ronald Reagan to the world, California has now rolled out a new trend that’s spreading like wildfire: Monster Marriage Counseling. Started by Dr. Hans Zupp, the counseling service now has … READ MORE
…sort of. What if I told you there’s an inter-dimensional co-species living in plain sight among us? Creatures thatwent unknown and unnoticed until the early 1800s. You know when you see something in the corner ofyour eye that darts away before you can catch a glimpse? Some attribute that to ghosts. Others say it’sShadow People. … READ MORE
“AFTER ABOUT SIXTEEN FLUSHES AND THE TOILET SPITTING UP VIKINGS, I STARTED TO GET SUSPICIOUS,” SAYS OWNER. The hand is extended, trembling above the lever. Slowly it grips the wooden extension. A voice asks, “Are you ready?” This WEEKLY WORLD NEWS reporter nods. WWN knows that this lever, when pushed, will create a time/space vortex … READ MORE
Omaha – The nation’s largest union for train robbers announced that they would not cross the picket lines in support of railroad workers currently on strike against the nation’s largest freight carriers. “They say there is no honor among thieves, and that there are no lines we will not cross, but that is not true,” … READ MORE
