Gourmet Fench restaurants in New Orleans and Houston are knocking the competition dead – because all their waiters are zombies! Decked out in elegant waiter attire, the eerily listless creatures carry out their duties quietly and efficiently. The zombie waiters are the most hard-working employees at the trendy Camille’s Restaurant in the French Quarter. “They … READ MORE
HOT SPRINGS, AR – Marlena Yushenko, an Executive Assistant with Tomchow Partners, held a press conference today to tell the world that she had sex with Satan last Saturday night. Ms. Yushenko, a 37-year-old divorced woman with two children, told Weekly World News her encounter with Satan happened last Saturday, October 26th. “It’s a night … READ MORE
American scientists reviewing a paper about a new species of spider discovered in Sweden were surprised when that discovery was dwarfed by a second, even more monumental, find. The letter “e,” as it turns out, is not just part of our alphabet, but an extraterrestrial being that has been on Earth for nearly two thousand … READ MORE
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis spent a good part of the day in the annual Halloween tradition at the Vatican: the Blessing of the Vampires. The annual vampire blessing began in the late 19th century by Pope Leo XII. People Leo decided that All Souls Day should include a blessing for vampires who would be … READ MORE
A recently discovered masterpiece from the 29th century has sold at auction for 20 million Euros ($22.1 million) after it was discovered in a theme restaurant in Northern California. The painting, which has been titled “Slipping Sky” as a result of its blue palette and an eerie sense of dislocation, fetched more than three times … READ MORE
BERN, Switzerland – Brand-new research from Bern University proves that it was NOT a gigantic asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs – it was gluten! “When we first started looking at the root causes for extinction we were not familiar with celiac disease, “ said noted paleontologist Dr. Ernst Buehler. “But after studying dinosaur fossils … READ MORE
Miley Cyrus Traveled Back In Time To Try to Stop JFK’s Assassination! Miley Cyrus has been in the news for many things over the past few years: her comments about her sexuality, her relationship with her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth, her drug use, her brash social media presence, and of course her music. But those are … READ MORE
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT – Cleopatra was a man – and the discovery of a secret scroll in a pyramid proves it! That’s the word from maverick historian Jessica Durbeen. She presents an overwhelming mountain of evidence – including some carvings – that bolster her claim. Durbeen concludes that the last active ruler of the Ptolemaic Empire … READ MORE
Virgin Galactic, which promises to take passengers into space, is slated to go public on the New York Stock Exchange next week with the symbol “SPCE.” But despite all fuss, this chimp says “Just Don’t Buy It!” no matter how exciting it sounds or how cool the uniforms may look. I mean no offense to … READ MORE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in support of Bat Boy’s 2020 run for President of the United States! Taylor Swift, who recently hid Bat Boy out in her Nashville mansion, has become Bat Boy’s number one fan and wants nothing more than to see him in … READ MORE