A man charged with robbery was actually suffering from a bizarre condition that caused precious objects to stick to him. The unnamed 33-year-old was detained by Boston police in August of this year after visiting an antiquities museum. They found a $30,000 ring adhering to the underside of his shirt cuff and a “priceless ruby” … READ MORE
HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade of fake zombies that appear every Halloween. And now, they are fighting back! Real Zombies are actively seeking out fake zombies around Houston – and across America. They have decided to hunt and eat anybody who dresses as a zombie … READ MORE
Frank Sinatra, the legendary singer who passed away in 1998, is continuing his tough-guy ways in the great beyond. Soon after he arrived, according to eyewitness reports, he surrounded himself with former friends and associates, including the ghosts of Sammy Davis Jr., Joey Bishop, and Peter Lawford. Sinatra started calling the new group The Bat … READ MORE
NOME, Alaska – A cruise in the Bering Strait was recently attacked and sunk under mysterious circumstances. The sole survivor of the assault on the liner Aunt Bee was first mate Sid Rodrigo, who had been on watch when – according to his sworn testimony – horror-struck from beneath the frozen sea. “We were five … READ MORE
Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began falling early last week. They also confirm the space balls are from Planet Zeeba. The hollow balls have a circumference of between 4 and 10 feet. They have been found all across Miami, including the prestigious South Beach area. In … READ MORE
Scientists at the Bakersmith Astronomy Laboratory in Yuba City, California were excited this summer when they finished building the world’s most powerful telescope: the Paladin 3000-K. “It’s always great to get a new piece of equipment,” said Laura Furness, the lab’s director. “We went right to work with it.” The “Pal,” as it’s commonly known, … READ MORE
NEW YORK, NY – Jeff Bezos is going to the center of the earth! For years he has been working on his Blue Origin project, trying to beat Elon Musk and Richard Branson to Mars, but now he is taking the lead by planning a trip to the center of Earth. In 2010, American geologists, … READ MORE
“IT’S LIKE YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!”: TRUMP PAIRS WITH TECH GIANTS ON MIND-CONTROL TECHNOLOGY! Donald Trump has been involved in a series of high-level secret meetings with tech giants like Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, Twitter’s Jack Dorsey, and Apple’s Tim Cook to devise strategies for controlling the minds of ordinary Americans. Zuckerberg convened the … READ MORE
Years of painstaking research have produced a miraculous new herbal tea that cures everything from colds and allergies to heartache, high blood pressure, and even stupidity. The best part is that you can make this amazing drink with ingredients from your local supermarket! Family physician, Dr. D.C. Jarman, made this astounding discovery. He spent more … READ MORE
LOS ANGELES – Weekly World News exclusive! Sources close to members of the Los Angeles Police Department say that they plan to launch their JetPack Patrol in 2020. 3,000 officers will use The Malley Jetpackj, which is manufactured in New Zealand. The first commercially developed jetpack, The Malley Jetpack, is ready for mass production and … READ MORE